Samantha Burns blogged about the RETARDED names that celebrities give their kids, specifically Gwenyth Paltrow’s kid, Apple. That was the only one she listed so I thought I’d give you a larger list, and we can all laugh at Hollyweird together!
Julia Robert’s twins: Hazel and Phinnaeus. Umm remember matching or rhyming names for twins? Or even… Kinda Close? But those are not as bad as what’s below:Jason Lee’s kid: Pilot Inspektor
Rachel Griffiths son: Banjo
Demi Moore and Bruce Willis have: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah
Sylvester Stallone’s innocent little angels: Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose
Courtney Cox and David Arquette: Coco
Ben Affleck’s son: Indiana August
Christie Brinkley’s youngest daughter: Sailor
Rob Morrow (Northern Exposure) named his kid: Tu (TU MORROW????)
Erykah Badu: Puma
John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s son: Jett
Daughter of late rock star Michael Hutchence: Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Jamie Oliver (of The Naked Chef): Daisy Boo
Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton: Audio Science (yes, I’m still talking about names)
Bono’s son: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (I think I just peed a little)
But let’s not forget the man who started it all!
Frank Zappa: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan, and Diva
Have I forgotten anyone?
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They are all going to grow up with a silver spoon in their mouth and end up changing their names when they get old enough anyway.
The zappa kids are grown and never changed theirs! lol
A rose by any other name?
Mel has the scoop on the inane names celebs gave their kids… Paltrow wants her kid’s name to say “Bite me!”…
ROTFL. Phinnaeus…
Honestly, these people say they don’t take drugs, and that they live a healthy lifestyle, but do we believe them now we’ve seen this list?
Hmmm, suppose Christie Brinkley’s daughter, Sailor, grows up and marries one of Sun Myung Moon’s children…
Ick.
Sailor Moooooooooooooooon! HAHA
i’m sorry…did that say “audio science?”
that’s a name?
WTF?????
LOL yes and that’s why I made a note under that one saying yes I’m still talking about names. Is that retarded or what?
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what about alice coopers daughter Her name is Calico
AHHH good one, pixie!
Good Lord … these poor children are screwed. Now if I would have pulled off some of these names I would have been pulled out of my car and beaten.
It’s CASEY Affleck’s son named Indiana August, not Ben’s (whose daughter is named Violet).
Noted.
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