arnie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
*running from the room screaming*

I think my eyes are on fire! Help Help!

Arnie! Baby! I understand that it must seem as if you’ve been lifting weights for a million years, Mr. Universe, but if you’re gonna quit working out, you MUST quit shoveling in the protein and carbs. And eat less. A LOT less. And…. maybe just consider some regular “old guy” swimming trunks. I don’t even like seeing speedos on young buff guys. You can’t pull it off, Gov! BUT ITS OK to get old! We all do! Just admit it and dress accordingly, even (especially) at the beach.

OHHH That picture reminds me of the best blonde joke ever.
Why do blondes have such big belly buttons?
Because blonde guys are dumb too!