David of Third World County alerts us to the fact that today is National Coffee Day (again).

Let’s talk about the beans that don’t make us fart. OH Excuse me! I’m a lady, and what I meant to say was “pass gaseous air.”

I love coffee, I must have coffee. I take mine with one sugar and one creamer, Coffeemate brand only! I’m not a frugal shopper, and everytime my mother is here she makes a pot of coffee and never fails to let me know that “The off-brand creamer is just as good.” Well, no it isn’t. It isn’t even close. I’ve tried it. As for the brand of coffee I buy, usually Foldger’s but sometimes I get a small pack of the flavored coffee too, trying a different flavor everytime. I used to buy the beans whole and grind them up myself, but when my house burned down some years ago, my coffee grinder melted to nothing, and I keep meaning to get one since they’re only about $15 bucks, but for some reason I never think of it when I’m at Wal-Mart. Maybe next pay-day I’ll stick a post-it to my forehead that says “Remind me to get a coffee grinder.”