Picture it: At the sink, pouring boiling water into a cup-o-soup (instant soup), dogs running through the house, they bump into me, causing me to pour the remaining water on the hand holding the soup cup. Much the same way I stabbed the same hand several years ago, lol.

The first incident involved people, a crowded kitchen at Thanksgiving time.

LOL On American Chopper the other night Mikey was watching a blacksmith building a sissy bar and he said so you ever burn yourself good? And the blacksmith told him there are no good burns.