OH BOY Am I ever gonna KILL David of Third World COUNTY! Tagging ME with this meme. I never get tagged. I don’t like doing these things. But it is about time I post something in here.
Five things I plan to do before I die:
1. Move out of the ghetto, I was supposed to be here 2 weeks, been over 5 years
2. Drive across the country visiting my 100’s of cousins, some of whom I’ve never met
3. Learn to play a musical instrument so I can fit in with the rest of my family
4. Own a Jaguar
5. Quit smoking… literally before I die
Five things I can do:
1. Write perfectly in cursive backwards
2. Bend my legs in a really freaky way that would make you say WTF IS THAT!
3. Make your headache disappear by massage
4. Calm people down in arguments
5. For… I mean… “Copycat” any signature.
Five things I can’t do:
1. Play a musical instrument
2. Get rid of my headaches
3. Work at a regular 9 to 5 job. (Can’t = Won’t)
4. Speak in public
5. Sing
Five things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Dark Hair
2. NOT a pretty-boy
3. Clean Teeth
4. The Laugh
5. Tall
Five things I say a lot:
1. To my sister about my brothers: “What is WRONG with those boys?”
2. I don’t want to cook tonight, let’s eat out.
3. Put those dogs out!
4. Ask your dad.
5. So we’re broke again, BIG DEAL, quit worrying.
And here’s where DAVID deliberately introduced a viral mutation in this “meme”—when you post your “Five Things” take the top name/link off the list of five below and add your blogname/link at the bottom spot.
1. Fuzzilicious Thinking
2. Flight Pundit
3. Cathouse Chat
4. third world county
5. Just a Girl
Then trackback—if you can–to the “meme” post of the person who tagged you to let ‘em know you high- (or low-) fived the thing. (If your blog interface doesn’t “do” trackbacks, you can get a free account at Haloscan or use the Whizbang! Trackback tool.) Not necessary, but a nice touch, I think.
Tag five. So, who to tag…
MacBro
DragonLady
And let’s get a few into the mix who the people in this circle of bloggers may not know:
Not Your Typical Southern Belle
BigDaddyDes
AngelSong