November 18th, 2005

Those wacky Texans!

The Texas town formerly known as Clark has renamed itself to DISH. That’s right, DISH, as in Satellite dish. Apparently DISH network offered everyone in the town free DISH satellite TV for 10 years to do so. There are only 125 residents of Dish, Texas, but HEY man, that’s a pretty good deal. Pretty cool advertising scheme. Now…. direct me to Jaguar, Arkansas, please.

November 16th, 2005

Crappy Connection

My connection SUCKS today! I’m trying to upload a lot of new images to the medrep site, and everytime I start to upload one, it gets about halfway and my connection goes out for a few minutes. What’s the result? Half an image. I have to wait until the connection comes back, then try to upload the image again. I called my client to let him know what was going on and that if he see’s half an image anywhere, not to worry, it will be fixed soon.

Now about this connection: My cable company people think I’m crazy when I tell them that every time the weather changes, my connection either goes out or slows way down. But it’s true. The temperature dropped 20 degrees today, so my connection will suck for awhile. Same thing when it gets hotter. Sudden change from spring to summer, bad connection. From fall to winter, bad connection. No rain for a month then a sudden downpour, bad connection. Think I’m crazy? Maybe so but on this I’m right. What is UP WITH THAT! And do you think I can sign on to MSN Messenger today? Forget it. It’s not gonna happen. I’ll be lucky if this post goes through.student loan americaamerica loan studentpay advance day loanafter loans personal bankruptcyagricultural business loansloan payday approved all24 in hours loanloan investment 100 Mapporn toons all disneydisney vedio porndisney pornidisney xxx disney pornoprincess disney pornodisney porn shrekteen disney pornporn galleries disney toon Map

November 13th, 2005

Intrepret your dreams

I don’t know how much of this malarky I believe, but it’s kind of fun. I found this site , Dream Moods, while reading Leesa’s blog. It interprets your dreams online. Check it out! I usually have very strange dreams, but I never try to put any meaning into them.

November 12th, 2005

Fine Fools Network

Through a trackback on one of my posts here, I’ve discovered the Fine Fools Network. They have some really interesting blogs there, such as Jack of all Blogs with some great posts from a self-proclaimed ass, and one of my favorites because I can SO relate… Proud White Trash. You should get over there and check out these two blogs and the others in this network. Good Stuff!

November 11th, 2005

Sing about yourself.

I saw this at Diane’s Stuff and had to give it a try.

Directions: Pick a musician/artist and answer the questions using ONLY song titles from the musician.

Artist/band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are you male or female: Breaking the Girl
Describe Yourself: Fortune Faded
How do some people feel about you: The Righteous & The Wicked
How do you feel about yourself: Nobody Weird Like Me
Describe where you want to be: Subway To Venus
Describe what you want to be: Naked In The Rain
Describe How you Live: I’ve Been Down
Describe how you love: Lovin’ And Touchin’
Share a few words of wisdom: Fight Like A Brave

November 11th, 2005

The Cell Phone Bandit

Did you guys see this on the news yet? A woman robbed four banks in Virginia, and during the fourth robbery she was on her cellphone the entire time. She simply showed the teller the gun in her purse, collected the stack of money, and kept on talking on her cellphone. What was that conversation like?

“Oh… My… God… Becki! I have simply GOT to get that Louis Vitton handbag before…. Unmarked large bills only, in the bag NOW or you DIE… before the junket this weekend. Are you serious?? I know! I know!!!! He had a lot of nerve saying that about Cindy….. NOW MF!!! YOU WANT TO DIE TODAY???… yeah, yeah, yeah… ok… ok…. ok… love ya, mean it! Buh-bye.”

November 10th, 2005

Dog Hair

Having dogs and allowing them into the house, I expect to find stray dog hairs around the house when I’m cleaning. But this morning when I was cleaning my mouse, I even found a few dog hairs in there. That I did not expect. How does that happen? Do you think they’ve been on my computer in the middle of the night? Snooping in my files? Looking at doggy porn maybe?

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November 7th, 2005

Connections

Diane made a post on her blog about the mental connection between herself and her daughter Stephanie… I was in the process of commenting to her post, and realized it was going to be way too long for a comment and decided to post it here.

I also have a mental connection with the women in my family; my daughters, my mom, my sister, my sister-in-law… but recently my dad has been included into the mix.

My dad, who lives a couple of hundred miles from me, has called me with an offer of money because he “had the feeling I was broke” right after I’ve thought something like “How am I gonna pay for… (fill in the blank).” Before that, my daughter Sara was having a bit of a rough time keeping up with high school during her first 9 weeks, and one night we were talking about it, and I was telling her she was just going to have to put more time into studying and less time into social activities… that night my dad called me asking how Sara was doing in school this year.

Yesterday, Sara asked me where the family was meeting for Thanksgiving this year. I said HMMM That’s a good question. 2 minutes later my sister called from work, and when I answered the phone she said… “So what about Thanksgiving this year?”

Several years ago, before I had any children, my mom and I shared an apartment after she split with my dad. We were in a tiny town, with nothing to do. We were so bored that we did stupid stupid things like competing to see who could wash the dishes the fastest. She would do them one day and I would do them the next, but we always dared each other to do it in X amount of time, like 5 minutes, 4 minutes, 6 minutes 30 secs, lol. Well several years after that, I’m married with two kids, missing my mom because I had moved back to Little Rock and had not seen her in some time, and less than three seconds after I thought, “I dread washing the dishes but I guess I better get it over with,” the phone rang and when I said hello, my mom said “I bet you can’t wash them in less than 4 minutes.” Needless to say, I nearly dropped the phone. I just stood there for a second with my mouth open, thinking HOW DID SHE KNOW? But then she laughed and said… “Remember?” I said WHAT??? She said, “Remember when we used to do that? I just thought of it and wanted to call and see if you remembered.” So see, she didn’t really know I was about to wash the dishes, but she DID remember our game at about the same time I was thinking about washing them, lol.

It’s ALWAYS been this way with the women in my family, but my dad has NEVER been part of it so I do wonder why just this year it’s started between him and me.cartoon movie dementedblowjob galleries moviepictures sex and free moviesfucking machine moviesblowjob free moviesex horse cum moviesdog movie triumphmovies cum shot Mapporn avatar nickavatar pornographyporn avatareporn avatermovies avc pornpornotube avena leeaverage porn peoplesex average porn Map

November 6th, 2005

Poor Guy

My husband woke up today looking a bit like the Rocky Dennis from the movie “Mask.” He has an abcessed tooth, apparently, and the entire right side of his face is swollen and disproportioned. I’ve seen faces and jaws swell up before from an abcessed tooth, but this is just CRAZY swollen. I tried to tell him to go to the ER and get some antibiotics, but will he listen? No. He’s in terrible pain, too. wet ftv girlteen girl cartoonanal fist fucking hommeasian tailand asshouse xxx wifespics girl asian yong nudedirty cartoons simpsonfannys hairy Map

November 1st, 2005

Get a Job!

Someone mentioned to me in email yesterday that he would love to do web design for a living if he could figure out where to get the clients. I thought I would tell how I get them.

It started about 4 years ago, I put an ad in the paper for a month. I paid $158 for the ad, which simply said “Web Design. 501-568-XXXX.” I got a few calls and one client out of the deal. That client has since referred me to countless people. I haven’t placed another ad since, and I’ve stayed busy enough, considering I don’t really want to work at all, lol. Every web design job I’ve gotten since then has been through word of mouth. The $158 has paid off! You can see a few of the sites I’ve been paid for (and some of Diane’s too) at my portfolio page.

Another tip: You don’t have to know everything if you have friends who do! hehe.

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