January 30th, 2006

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I was sickened and appalled just about an hour ago. I have dogs, lots of them. But to me they’re family members. I don’t raise them to have them fight and be hurt or killed… like my neighbor apparently.

I’ve been living across the street from this man for about 5 years. He has three dogs who, as far as I can tell, have been well taken care of. That’s when I was so shocked today when I looked out my window because I heard dogs fighting. What I saw was one of his dogs in a dog pen, the other two locked in a truck so they couldn’t get out. The dog in the dog pen was fighting with a dog I had never seen before, while about 10 or 15 other guys were standing outside the fence, watching and drinking beer. They fought for a good 20 minutes, until the stranger dog was on the ground, either dead or unable to move. The men then removed the hurt or dead dog, and placed another strange dog into the fence. Same thing, the dog who lived there won the fight,and they removed that dog, who wasn’t dead but severely hurt.

DOG FIGHTING! I’ve heard of it but never actually seen it. They bring their dogs to fight each other and bet money on who will win. To get and raise a dog for the sole purpose of having it fight and possibly die is just SICKENING!!!!!!!!!!

I called the animal control, the humane society, and the police. By the time any of them got there, the fighting was over, the injured/dead dogs removed, all the visitors gone. Now, I have 6 dogs, that’s 2 more than I’m allowed to have in the city. I’ve had people call the animal control on me because I have too many dogs. Too many very spoiled and very well taken care of dogs. Oh what a crime. I’ve gotten and paid tickets out the ass because of this. But let a dog fight go on in another house and two dogs die or be hurt badly, and oh how they take their time getting here. Then nobody was arrested. I AM PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!credit telco alabamaschools american high in accredited syriatexas credit of acucredit allegheny unionorganizations zoo accreditationallied credit uniononline agency for tutoring accreditationfacilitators tax adoption and credit Mapthong exposedgirls uglyhentai doaredheads nudeanime adultporn softanal deepreality sex Map

January 30th, 2006

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Don Imus. You know… “Imus in the morniiiiiiiiiiinng”. UGH. I can’t stand this guy. Mike watches his show sometimes in the bedroom we share, and the voice that I cannot stand always wakes me up and pisses me off, putting me in a foul mood for the next few hours. Wait, let me clarify: Imus’ voice, not Mike’s voice, lol.

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If you’re reading this from somewhere far away from the US, like MARS maybe, and you don’t know who Imus is, he’s got a “news” show that airs for three hours every morning on the MSNBC channel. Only about a third of it is news, with the rest of it being his retarded opinions and his brother and cronies sitting on the sidelines agreeing with everything he says. He’s a 65 year old cowboy wannabe. He wears what looks like a well-used cowboy hat, but I’d bet that he used part of his millions of dollars to make a new hat look old. The same millions that he used to get that pretty young wife who bore him a son in his ripe old age. He lives on a ranch see, so he must think the old cowboy hat and ugly cowboy clothes make him look young and cool. Ok, I can’t talk bad about the ranch, because he welcomes visits from children with cancer who need a getaway. It is a working cattle ranch, but you can bet your ass he never worked on it.

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Ok, so now that I got that out of the way, I’ll tell you what made me LOL on his show this morning. Besides the ugly cowboy clothes and the too long hair, the other thing that makes him so unappealing is that he is ALWAYS chewing gum. Smack Smack Smack. You never see him not chewing gum. Well this morning he said that it was Nicorette gum. Orange flavored. “Oh, quitting smoking?” I thought. Well theres one thing, the ONLY thing, that I have in common with this man. Here’s the funny part. He said that last night he ran out of Nicorette gum, and that he went into every drugstore near him, wild-eyed, looking for some, but everyone was out. So then he announced that if anyone had it in stock to call him and he would buy it all. Then he went on to say that you’re supposed to chew the gum for maybe 6 months, but he’s been on it for 15 years. FIFTEEN YEARS!!!!!!!! Another reason for me to call him an idiot.

January 28th, 2006

Migraines, Jobs, Whatever

Yep,I’ve been gone due to a three day migraine that kept me in bed the entire time… at least it wasn’t another 12 day one, which I thought would eventually kill me, at the time.

Jobs: I really really really wanted one particular job that I applied for, at Arkansas’ largest newspaper, as website assistant. The hours were 11 pm to 5 am which is really perfect for me. I applied and went on the job interview and tested. I thought I did well. THEN a couple of other people tested and interviewed after me, and one of them was called in to a second interview, meaning he/she is their first choice. I’m really bummed out about not getting this job, I was sure it was perfect for me. So, since I don’t have the education to match my experience, I’m sure now that I can’t get any job doing what I want to do. Back to the secretarial field? God forbid! Back to substitute teacher? NO, please! I know I’m a great web designer, but again, no education that everyrone seems to want. Liquid Protein Extractor here I come (to repeat Mac).

IM STRESSED OUT!!!!

January 22nd, 2006

The Job for Me

Since I’m looking for a job, I decided to take the Odd Job Finder Test over at Liquid Generation.
This is what they think I should do:

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January 22nd, 2006

Hide and Seek

Google adsense cracks me up sometimes! This time, I’m referring to the small google ad that I just saw on the single page post below this one. You probably won’t see the same ad that I did, so I took a screenshot:

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So go ahead. Find me, if you think you can! Apparently, that company has me, and so much more!

January 22nd, 2006

A message

To all my friends who live near me who are constantly asking me to come over and fix at their computer.

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January 19th, 2006

Balanced News Blog - Please contribute!

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As most of you know, Rich and I have a news blog. We have tried everything except selling our mothers (HEY, Rich, THERE’s an idea!) to get people to contribute to it. David has contributed from time to time, and Diane has once or twice, and maybe a couple of others… but I’m begging you all!

I think this is a great news blog, but it would be even better if we could get more of our friends to add to it from time to time. The more views we have, the more balanced it is! You know, just whenever you read a news article that catches your attention, even if you write about it on your own blog, go on over to BNB and let us hear about it there, too! You can even copy and paste the whole article as long as you link back to the source. Or if you’d rather tell about it in your own words and give your opinion on it, just choose op-ed in the categories. Rich has changed the op-ed so that it has it’s own section now, right at the top. If you post something there, you’re sure to get hits back to your own blog.

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January 19th, 2006

American Prison Idol

What does it take to be the American Idol?

1. You have to be able to sing. Sometimes.
2. You must have a clean image.
3. You must have a clean past, because they WILL find out and kick you off the show, otherwise.
4. You must not be in jail.

You used to have to look like a model when the show first started, but Ruben Studdard changed that. Speaking of Ruben Studdard and jail… I caught part of the auditions the other night for this year’s American Idol. There was a set of twins on there, they reminded me of Ruben, being heavy set and singing beautifully. They auditioned together, and Paula, Simon, and Randy all agreed to put them through to the next round. You’re going to Hollywood, Derrell and Terrell! Well, they would be if Terrell wasn’t in jail right now and Derrell wasn’t about to be.

Terrell was arrested on January 10, and he’s still there. Derrell is “expected” to turn himself in for the same charges. Back in June last year, the twins had purchased a 2005 Dodge Magnum. Nothing wrong with that if you use your own name. But when you go into a car dealership using someone else’s name because they have good credit and you don’t, and then you buy the car under that other person’s name, it comes down to financial identity fraud, forgery, and theft by deception. OUCH. I don’t guess we’ll be seeing these two idiots in Hollywood, after all… unless that’s where the prison is they’re sent to.

I have a niece who sings like an angel. Really, I’m not biased. She puts Whitney, Celine, and the like to shame. I tried to talk her into going to an American Idol audition. She laughed and said “Nah, they’d only find out I’m a stripper and kick me off.” That was when I found out she was a stripper.

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By the way, have I mentioned that I love Simon? Sometimes even this cruel bastard has a heart. On the same audition show as the twins, there was a teenage cowboy. He lived on a cattle ranch with his family. It was all he had ever known. This poor kid was pretty nervous. He said that he had NEVER been off the ranch… that this audition was the first time he had EVER been anywhere in public. Can you imagine? And that he’s only ever sang to a turkey. You can’t make this stuff up folks! Or can you? Anyway, he sang TERRIBLY! Paula said no but Randy said yes for the hell of it. And when they asked if he’d ever been on a plane, he said no but he’d always dreamed of it. So Simon gave him a yes and they put him through to the next round. I guess just to give him an opportunity to GO somewhere. AWWWWWW.

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January 18th, 2006

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January 14th, 2006

Meme Day

OK so since I don’t have anything to write about, today I’m going to do this meme that JJ tagged me with, and then the meme that Selina tagged me with a week ago and that Diane tagged me with (same meme) a couple of days ago.

Here’s the one from JJ:

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life

1. Carhop at Breaker - They don’t have these anymore, but to those who either don’t remember them or have never lived near one, they’re like a Sonic, where the cars park and order from their own speaker - except we had to bring the food out on rollerskates, just like in the 50’s. I was 14.
2. Service Worker at Maybelline cosmetics factory - Imagine refilling eye shadow machinery from 100 gallon barrels of loose eyeshadow. Imagine coming home and your kids saying “You did cornflower blue today, huh?”.
3. Box Slinger - That’s right. I slung boxes. Don’t ask.
4. Substitute Teacher - Everyday I said “This isn’t me.”

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over

1. You’ve Got Mail - I don’t know why.
2. City of Angels - I don’t know why.
3. French Kiss - Do you think I may like Meg Ryan movies? Not really, I just seem to like the type of movie she’s always in.
4. Interview with a Vampire - Ohhhh creepy.

Four Places You’ve Lived

1. I was born on the South Side of Chicago, where my parents lived in a tiny apartment with my four brothers and sister, and my dad’s sister and her husband and their 6 kids at the time (9 later).
2. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, before it was all hotels, in a 4-plex right on the beach.
3. In a 160 year old 14-room house when I was 17 with 3 other teenagers.
4. On the road for about a year, traveling with my dad’s traveling band.

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch

1. 24 - I love/want Jack Bauer.
2. My Name is Earl - I have to agree with JJ on this one.
3. The Office - and again I have to agree with JJ. Comes on same night/channel as My Name is Earl. I love this show.
4. House - I love that sarcastic crippled drug-addict son-of-a-bitch doctor. I want him too.

Four Places You’ve Been On Vacation

1. Denver, Colorado - Not really a vacation but as close as I’ve been to one.
2. Santa Fe, New Mexico - See above.
3. What’s a vacation?
4. What’s a vacation?

Four Blogs You Visit Daily

1. Diane’s Stuff
2. The English Guy
3. The Challenge
4. Skye’s the Limit

Four Of Your Favourite Foods

1. Anything Mexican
2. Homemade Pizza
3. Lasagna
4. Thanksgiving cornbread dressing

Four Places You’d Rather Be

1. At my photoshoot for the story that Money magazine is doing about the worlds richest woman.
2. Touring Europe - I want to see it all.
3. Driving across the US in my new Jaguar, baby. - (if you’re gonna wish, wish big)
4. In bed - I’m sleepy.

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without

1. I have to pass this one up, I really don’t have any albums.
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Four Vehicles You’ve Owned

1. 1971 Chevy El Camino - I loved that car. It was my first car and I think I would still have it today if my oldest brother hadn’t borrowed it then pawned it then lost it. Damn him. I really did want to keep that car and hand it down to one of my kids. It was awesome.
2. 1980 Dodge Omni which I left on the side of the road when it broke down and never went back for it.
3. 1972 Toyota Corolla - was given to me when I had no car. This is the car where I had to learn how to drive a stick shift. The starter was messed up, you had to push it then start it. I drove it for a long time, though.
4. 1995 Mazda 626 - bought it out of the paper in 1996. It was incredibly cheap. I drove it for over a year before it was found to be stolen, and taken away from me by the police.

Four People To Be Tagged

1. Diane
2. Selina
3. David
4. Skye


And now the one that Selina and Diane tagged me with:

5 Random facts about me:

1st Random Fact - As a small child I was taken and lived all over the country because my dad was a traveling musician. All of my siblings were born in different states.

2nd Random Fact - I’m the only kid in a musically talented family with zero musical talent.

3rd Random Fact - The best conversation of my life was with a man who escaped from an insane asylum and came into our house and made himself a sandwich… before I called the police.

4th Random Fact - I’ve had dentures since I was 28. Diane has seen me with them out.

5th Random Fact - I can’t believe I just told everyone number 4, and I’m now LMAO.

Tagging: Samantha, Rachel, JJ, Leesa, and Rich even though he won’t do it.

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