What does it take to be the American Idol?
1. You have to be able to sing. Sometimes.
2. You must have a clean image.
3. You must have a clean past, because they WILL find out and kick you off the show, otherwise.
4. You must not be in jail.
You used to have to look like a model when the show first started, but Ruben Studdard changed that. Speaking of Ruben Studdard and jail… I caught part of the auditions the other night for this year’s American Idol. There was a set of twins on there, they reminded me of Ruben, being heavy set and singing beautifully. They auditioned together, and Paula, Simon, and Randy all agreed to put them through to the next round. You’re going to Hollywood, Derrell and Terrell! Well, they would be if Terrell wasn’t in jail right now and Derrell wasn’t about to be.
Terrell was arrested on January 10, and he’s still there. Derrell is “expected” to turn himself in for the same charges. Back in June last year, the twins had purchased a 2005 Dodge Magnum. Nothing wrong with that if you use your own name. But when you go into a car dealership using someone else’s name because they have good credit and you don’t, and then you buy the car under that other person’s name, it comes down to financial identity fraud, forgery, and theft by deception. OUCH. I don’t guess we’ll be seeing these two idiots in Hollywood, after all… unless that’s where the prison is they’re sent to.
I have a niece who sings like an angel. Really, I’m not biased. She puts Whitney, Celine, and the like to shame. I tried to talk her into going to an American Idol audition. She laughed and said “Nah, they’d only find out I’m a stripper and kick me off.” That was when I found out she was a stripper.
By the way, have I mentioned that I love Simon? Sometimes even this cruel bastard has a heart. On the same audition show as the twins, there was a teenage cowboy. He lived on a cattle ranch with his family. It was all he had ever known. This poor kid was pretty nervous. He said that he had NEVER been off the ranch… that this audition was the first time he had EVER been anywhere in public. Can you imagine? And that he’s only ever sang to a turkey. You can’t make this stuff up folks! Or can you? Anyway, he sang TERRIBLY! Paula said no but Randy said yes for the hell of it. And when they asked if he’d ever been on a plane, he said no but he’d always dreamed of it. So Simon gave him a yes and they put him through to the next round. I guess just to give him an opportunity to GO somewhere. AWWWWWW.
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Yah I like Simon’s sense of humour too. It’s a British thing I think, we’re all dry-humoured, tongue-in-cheek type.
Awwwwwww I didn’t know that. I saw him on Jay Leno the other night. I think he’s kind of sexy actually.
I actually had tears of joy in my eyes after what Simon did for that cowboy kids. He almost sounded as if he might pay for singing lessons for him too.
Yes, I watch American Idol JUST for simon. And skye yes he did seem like he would pay for lessons didn’t he?
I know there are still lots more auditions to go through, and we might end up liking someone else better, but wouldn’t it be cool if he improved real quickly and wound up winning it all? Of course, they would probably put a nix on that. Wouldn’t want to have country singers winning it 2 years in a row, now would they?
Actually, in a way, I wouldn’t want him to win it. All that money and fame has a way of changing a person, and I really love his quaintness.