February 28th, 2006

Cirque Du Soleil: Delirium

The Cirque Du Soleil show, “Delirium” is coming to Little Rock. My kids and I have always watched their shows on TV when they air, and we’ve always said that if they ever come here, we’d sure like to go.

So now they’re coming. Oh, they really must be Delirious, alright, if they think people in one of the poorest states in the US can afford to pay $240 bucks per ticket.

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February 28th, 2006

Michelle Malkin

I caught Michelle Malkin on C-Span’s BookTV, mostly because I was laying in bed flipping channels in the middle of the night and saw her name on the screen and stopped to listen. She was speaking at Oberlin college.

Although I’m not a Michelle Malkin fanatic, visiting her blog everyday, I do stop by occasionally and pretty much agree with most everything she writes. I’ve never heard her speak before the BookTV thing, but I must say that she kept me interested.

One thing she said that seemed to get a few people in the audience pissed off, and I’m paraphrasing here, was that black people in America experience less racism now than they did in the 40’s and 50’s. Or actually, she TRIED to say that, and had to rephrase it when one person in the audience really got bent out of shape. But I agree with her.

How can you NOT agree with that? Do you think Rosa Parks would agree with it? I think she would. After all, Mrs. Parks wasn’t arrested in this decade for sitting in a “non-colored” section of the bus. She wasn’t arrested in the 90’s or even in the 80’s, either. There are no more segregated buses. That alone would make me say that although racism does now and will always exist in America, it is not as bad now as it once was. In fact, there are no segregated water fountains, restrooms, restaurants, etc in this country anymore, either. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Let’s not forget about education and job opportunities. How can so MANY people disagree that racism isn’t as bad now?

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February 22nd, 2006

HeadOn, Not EyeOn

Head On

SO! There’s this stuff over-the-counter that’s supposed to relieve headaches, and it does, a little…. it’s called HeadOn, have you heard of it?

I had a headache earlier and after not getting relief from any pills I had, I put some on my forehead and went to take a nap, hoping to sleep it off. I guess while I was sleeping I rubbed my head then rubbed my eye. I was awakened by a burning in my eye, of course. I knew what it was, but it only burned a little, like a minor irritation. I continued to lay there half awake, until it really started burning. I thought, well this shit is really burning the hell out of my eye, I’d better go wash my eye out.

I got up and looked in the mirror on my dresser, and JUST ABOUT DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bottom eyelid was swollen, about three times it’s normal size, AND it was drooping. DROOPING, like you could see the bottom part of my eyeball, you could see all the white under where the bottom eyelid was supposed to go. Like, seriously, my bottom eyelid was sitting on my high cheekbone.

Talk about freaking out. All I could think was I’ll be deformed for life now… or blind soon… I screamed FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK all the way to the bathroom, and Mike ran in there with me, took one look at me and said OH CHRIST! with a shocked look on his face, which scared me even more.

He helped me wash my eye out, and not just with water. He really soaped up a washcloth and washed all that crap off my head and out of my eye. I didn’t even notice the soap burning my eye. After washing and rinsing just twice, I looked in the mirror and couldn’t believe that my eye already looked completely normal, not drooping and not even swollen one bit… just a bit red.
WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

It cleared up so quickly that Sara didn’t even see it. But when I told her what all the fuss was about, she said, “Cool… do it again so I can see.” lol.

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February 19th, 2006

Musical Meme

I’ve been tagged again!!! This time by David over at Third World County. (By the way, please remember to update your blogrolls for him, as he’s moved!)

This one is easy:

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.

OK! When David tagged me, he put beside my name “eclectic, I’ll bet.”
Let’s see if I can prove him right. )

Pieces by Dark New Day
Download peices.mp3

If You Leave by The Cure
Download ifyouleave.mp3

Girl from the Gutter by Kina
Download girlfromthegutter.mp3

You’re My Best Friend by Queen
Download bestfriend.mp3

Gold Digger by Kayne West & Jamie Foxx
Download golddigger.mp3

Remember by Harry Nilsson
Download remember.mp3

Dont Forget About Me by Simple Minds
Download dontforget.mp3

That’s it. You don’t have to put your songs into your post like I did, just the title and artist.

I’m tagging:
Dragonlady
JJ at The Churning
Skye
Boris
Selina (Lingo Slinger)
Samantha Burns
and Leesa.

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February 17th, 2006

Cinnamon Toothpicks?

When I was a kid I loved cinnamon toothpicks. Now, they help me not to smoke. Today, I got it into my head that I wanted to make my own. So I went online looking for a recipe for them or just how to make them.

I find it incredibly absurd that from the millions of websites out there, I could not find one that has a recipe or a how-to for cinnamon toothpicks.

However, Diane did find one for me. Here it is:

Brenden’s Flavored Toothpicks

You will need:

Toothpicks
Small containers
Cooking oils - we used orange, spearmint, and peppermint
*note: I did some more asking and others recommend flavored baking oils or extracts*
A large jar with a lid
Colorful stickers

Put the toothpicks in the large jar. Drop in several drops of the oil. Shake, shake, shake the jar to distribute the oil. Let them sit overnight. Package in the small containers. Add stickers for labeling.porn diamonddiana porn deandiana clips pornreyes porn dianavivid porn dianauk dianne northeast porndiaper babysitter porn punishmenta diary of pornstar Map

February 16th, 2006

Arkansas Weather

So, a few days ago it was warm and sunny, then for two days it was freezing. Yesterday it was in the 70s and will be again today. Just beautiful weather! But tomorrow it’s dropping below freezing again. That’s Arkansas for ya, you never pack away your winter or summer clothes because you just never know.

Here’s the thing: They’re predicting ice storms Friday and Saturday. Big ones. The electric department has ordered 1000 extra workers from other states because they’re expecting at least half the state to lose power. OH JOY. Last time we lost power due to an ice storm (four or five years ago), we didn’t get it back for a week.

OH! Forgot to mention… Our house is all electric, electric heat, stove, water heater, the whole nine yards.

Things to do today:
Get food that doesn’t have to be cooked
Wash all the laundry, especially warm stuff
Find the oil lamps
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February 14th, 2006

Shakespearean Valentine

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Myrna the Minx over at Reno and it’s Discontents posted something from Shakespeare’s Ophelia. I very much enjoyed it and wanted to share it with the rest of you on Valentine’s Day:

Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s Day,
All in the morning betime,
And I, a maid, at your window,
To be your Valentine.

The young man rose and donned his clothes,
And dupped the chamber door,
Let in the maid that out, a maid,
Never departed more.

Quoth she, Before you tumbled me,
You promised me to wed,
That would I have done, by yonder sun,
If thou hadst not come to my bed.

By Gis and by Saint Charity,
Away and fie for shame.
Young men will do it, when they come to it,
By cock, they are to blame.

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February 13th, 2006

Communication Problems

So, there’s a Chinese man that owns a convenience store across the street from me. I’ve spoken of him before. He’s the one that chased after the two punks that robbed his store awhile back, got shot at, and still chased them, until the police came and got them and he got his money back. That alone makes me think he’s either brave or crazy. After several more visits over there though, to buy various items, I have to go with the latter.

He speaks just a little English, and his accent is heavy, it’s very hard to understand him sometimes. For instance:

I’m buying milk:
Him: You only have one darrah?
Me: (Thinking he’s saying DOLLAR) No, I have 10.
Him: (Eyes big) Ohhhhh ok.

Three days later:
Him: You have justa one darrah?
Me: No, I have about 7.
Him: (Eyes big) Ohhhhh ok.

The next week:
Him: How many you hava darrah, one??
Me: Ummm, I’m using my debit card.
Him: That fine.

The next time:
Him: You hava just one DATTAH? (He’s been practicing)
Me: (OH he’s saying DAUGHTER!) OH! I have TWO daughters.
Him: TWO???.
Me: Two. (holding up fingers)

Some time later:
Him: You have dattah, justa one?
Me: (He’s only seen the one) No, I also have a grown daughter.
Him: A GRAND DATTAH????? (as if my 14 year old has a child, shocked)
Me: No No, GROWN…. (holding up hand as tall as me) GROWN daughter
Him: OHHHH GROWNNN OHHHHH

Very next day:
Him: You only have one dattah?
Me: (I thought I covered this) No, I have two, one is 21, she doesn’t live at home.
Him: OH! TWO DOTTAHS! NICE FAMIRY
Me: Yes, Thank you! (He GETS it!!!!)

Today:
Him: You have one dattah only?
Me: (This is the twilight zone??) Ok, yes, you’re right! ONE DAUGHTER!
Him: (Smiling)
Me: So how many kids do you have?
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February 13th, 2006

I’m back!

As Diane mentioned in a comment in the post below this one, I’ve been sick with bronchitis. But a few days of antibiotics and I’m feeling like new again. Well, not NEW exactly. After all, I still have this almost 40-year old body.

You would think that after a week of no posts, I would have something to write about. I don’t. So I’ll tell you about the book I read while I was sick and in bed.

98 Reasons for Being, by Clare Dudman. This was a fiction based on fact, about a Jewish woman placed in an insane asylum in Frankfurt in the mid-1800’s. Jewish people weren’t actually allowed in the asylums with other citizens then, so the story as it was couldn’t have happened. But most of the rest, including the name of the asylum, the Doctor’s name who ran it, and the medical procedures and medical theories, were fact.

I knew that doctors were crazy back then, but some of the procedures and theories described in this book were jaw-dropping. For instance: in it there was an actual list written by a group of doctors of the top causes of insanity. One of them was CURED hemorrhoids. That’s right. You should never cure hemorrhoids because it may cause the patient to go insane. Then on the list of top uses for leeches, there was this: Place one leech on the rectum of someone who is going insane from having their hemorrhoids removed, so the leech will imitate the missing hemorrhoids, and the patient might regain their sanity. Ummmmmm… yeah, ok… a slimy critter latching to and sucking on my ass…. that will put me in my right mind.

ANYWAY, It was a really good book, a great story. I recommend it.

February 6th, 2006

Congratulations!

You have just won US$30,000,000.00 in the computer balloting sweepstake held on 12th January 2006.

YA KNOW… If I ever did win any cash online and was notified by email, I’d never know it because I would delete it superfast along with the other 30 or so each day I get like this.

It’s getting very annoying.