
SO! There’s this stuff over-the-counter that’s supposed to relieve headaches, and it does, a little…. it’s called HeadOn, have you heard of it?
I had a headache earlier and after not getting relief from any pills I had, I put some on my forehead and went to take a nap, hoping to sleep it off. I guess while I was sleeping I rubbed my head then rubbed my eye. I was awakened by a burning in my eye, of course. I knew what it was, but it only burned a little, like a minor irritation. I continued to lay there half awake, until it really started burning. I thought, well this shit is really burning the hell out of my eye, I’d better go wash my eye out.
I got up and looked in the mirror on my dresser, and JUST ABOUT DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bottom eyelid was swollen, about three times it’s normal size, AND it was drooping. DROOPING, like you could see the bottom part of my eyeball, you could see all the white under where the bottom eyelid was supposed to go. Like, seriously, my bottom eyelid was sitting on my high cheekbone.
Talk about freaking out. All I could think was I’ll be deformed for life now… or blind soon… I screamed FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK all the way to the bathroom, and Mike ran in there with me, took one look at me and said OH CHRIST! with a shocked look on his face, which scared me even more.
He helped me wash my eye out, and not just with water. He really soaped up a washcloth and washed all that crap off my head and out of my eye. I didn’t even notice the soap burning my eye. After washing and rinsing just twice, I looked in the mirror and couldn’t believe that my eye already looked completely normal, not drooping and not even swollen one bit… just a bit red.
WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It cleared up so quickly that Sara didn’t even see it. But when I told her what all the fuss was about, she said, “Cool… do it again so I can see.” lol.
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So, Quadimodo, did it say anything on the packet about becoming deformed?
So .. did it work? It sounds like your headache was gone
Holy Shit! Oh I would have been such a basket case.
“Do it again”..lol. Wow, that sounds scary!
I watched Sin City last night. Sounds like you had a Manute moment.
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Rich, lol… no warnings about deformities.
Hart, it did work, my headache was shocked away.
DL, lmao I can see you now.
Leesa, I was scared shitless.
Myrna, LMFAO! I’ve never seen Sin City, but yeah that eye looks familiar.
Do it again and make sure you get pictures of it for us, lol.
Isn’t it odd how we just love hearing stories of human misery? Kinda wish I had terror stories to share with my readers; they make for interesting reads.
Seriously, though, I hope you’re all better now.
Glad you had Mike there with ya, Mel. I would’ve freaked out myself. I’m no good at handling emergencies on my own, definitely not level-headed…lol
This has nothing to do with nothing, but why don’t you have a favicon??? All the best bloggers have ‘em (that would explain why I do not…lol)
Come on Sam, FESS UP WITH THE HORROR STORIES!!!
Skye, WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?! THERES A FAVICON THERE!!!!! lol
LMAO That’s one way to get rid of a headache and LOL @ Sara! You go girl
Yeah there’s a favicon there.
A Big M, all swollen and mis-shapen and drooping… hehehe
Oh my gawd, I laughed through the whole read on this. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but you make good misery comedy.
LOL @ Rich, “A Big M, all swollen and mis-shapen and drooping… hehehe
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lol
And you never took a picture for the blog? tut tut [shakes head]
No, glad it turned out okay.
btw here via traffic exchange, let me check which tab, okay, Blogmad.
Mik