Dear Just a Girl,

There’s a spider in your bathroom the size of a buick.

“I left the broom over at your house.”

Well kill it!

“Oh my God, you know how I am about bugs?”

Don’t you keep a can of raid in the house?

“No”

What are you turning into? Are you going with a right-wing rock and roll star?

“I like to get different points of view.”

What about those cartoons on your website?

“That’s great Alvie, just change the subject.”

You used to think I was very sexy.

“Oh come, on - you have my body.”

Yeah, but I want the whole thing. My red light, a little New Orleans attitude, and we can even develop photographs if we want to.

“You don’t respect me because I take adult education.”

okay okay……….. I could go on forever with the “Annie Hall” references.”

You run a cool stepping-stone of words.

This is cool