I got the link to build my own hell from Diane’sStuff. Here’s mine:
General asshats, “The Dawg” Bounty Hunter
Circle I Limbo
Scientologists, Libertarians, DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Fingerhut®, HSN/QVC People
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Girls Gone Wild Girls, Girls Gone Wild Producers
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Militant Vegans, PETA Members, Democrats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Telemarketers, Bill Collectors, The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Jehovah’s Witnesses, Bill Clinton
Circle VII Burning Sands
NAMBLA Members, Mormons, All TV Evangelists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
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Can I just adopt your Hell? Seems pretty well organized.
You know the old joke, don’t you?
A guy ends up in Hell, and Satan is giving him a bit of a tour. Satan says, “Well, Joe, you’ve been quite a sinner! I’ve always liked you, Joe. So tell you what I’m going to do: I’ll give you a choice between three circles of Hell, and you can take your pick for where you want to spend eternity. Deal?”
Joe’s obviously not in much of a position to bargain, and after all, it seems pretty white of the Devil to give him any choice at all, so Joe agrees.
The first circle he’s shown is filled with people being tossed around like dead leaves in a tornado, in a constant, maddening, swirl. Their moans and sobs scare Joe a lot, and he asks to see the next level.
At the next level, Joe sees people chained to big stones that they have to push around, at times being pulled down hill and other times having to push the stones up hill. Their emaciated bodies, bloody hands and limbs, sobs and cries scare Joe even more than the other level, and he asks to see the last possibility.
Satan takes him to a level where all of the people are standing up to their waist in vile, putrid, bubbling excrement. Amazingly, they all have a cup and saucer and they seem to be drinking some hot beverage!
Joes says to himself that this doesn’t seem like such a bad way to spend eternity, certainly not in comparison with the other two levels he saw, and he tells Satan that this is the level for him!
As Joe steps down into the lake of feces, a devil comes over to hand him a cup of tea. But just then a loud whistle blows and another devil shouts, “Alright you bastards, coffee break is over! Back on your heads!”
LOL Ox