Bowing down to Dragonlady for being the queen of quessing games and finally guessing who our mystery guest is:

My name is IRENA PORTENKO, and I am a concert pianist. I began my newsworthy performance career at the age of eight, having performed Haydn’s Concerto in D Major with the Ukrainian National Orchestra. My startling array of appearances has since been described as possessing “passion, diligence, tenderness and . . . robust virtuosity” [Ukrainian Weekly, MI, 2000]. My distinctly perceptive and courageous musicality has been shared with orchestras and audiences throughout Europe and America, including multiple concerto recitals, international competitions, and festivals. Read more about me here.
We’ll start another game later tonight, with new rules. I hope more of you will join in, because this was fun!
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Ok, I’ve done it. I’ve started a blog game like so many of my blog friends.
Although it wont’ be exactly the same as the original because its a blog and not live, this is a variation of the game show “What’s my Line?”, where the question “Is it bigger than a breadbox?” originated.
Later, I’ll move the rules, etc… to another post, but for this first one I’m keeping them in this post.
Rules :
I will take on the persona of an actual person, whather he/she is alive now or not.
(NOTE, I’ve changed the following rules a little since I originally posted this. (I realize these rule changes mess up the current game, we will start these rules on the next one.))
You will ask me YES or NO questions about “my” OCCUPATION only.
You can ask another question as soon as someone else has asked a question.
After one of your questions has been answered, you can take a guess at my occupation. But if you get it WRONG, you have to wait untill TWO more questions have been asked by other people to ask another question, so don’t be in a hurry!
I will begin the game, as John Charles Daly always did, by telling you if the person is salaried or self-employed.
The most common first question that was asked on the gameshow, was “Do you deal in a product?”So I will go give you that information before we begin, also.
I will also give you a photo of “myself” and “my” name. However, if the answer can by found by googling the name, I’ll only give you the initials.
I think I’ll start off by doing this once a week to see how it goes. I may add more rules later, this is trial and error.
TIP:
Some of the most helpful questions on the old game show were similar to: Is this service available to both men and women, Is this product edible, Do you work in a uniform, can you do what you do outside, etc. You get the idea.
Ready? Here we go:
What’s my Line?
My name is I.P. I am self-employed. I do NOT deal in a product.



I just HAD to stop working on my paper and pop over here. I’m so easily distracted.
Do you write articles, short stories, poetry, or novels?
No, I am not an author, of any kind, pumkin-head, lol.
Are you a musician?
Yes, I am a musician.
This is going to be fast, I’ll have to start another today and make it really hard. But you haven’t won yet, hehe. I need specifics.
Where is everyone at this hour anyway?
Pumpkin head??? LMAO!
Are you a singer?
Maybe they are all at church.
No, I am not a singer.
No, they are not all at church, they’re all sinners, still asleep. Except for maybe Tim.
Speaking of sleep, it’s 4 hours past my bedtime, I gotta grab a nap. Oh and DL? Have you ever seen the show, or did you read my TIP? hehe ‘
But more importantly, did you see this rule?
“After any question, you can take a guess at my occupation. But, if you get it wrong, you must wait until someone else has asked a question and had it answered, to ask another question.”
I know I know, pumpkin-head is technically asking questions, but they’re a little too much like guesses, lol.
So before anyone else asks any questions, here’s another tip…
This is how the questioning might have gone if I had been a singer on the actual What’s My Line gameshow:
“Do you perform anything?” Yes
“When you perform, would you be dressed as you are now (photo)” No
“Do those performances involve singing?” Yes
“Do you sing with a group?” Yes
“Has your group been in the top 40 ever?” Yes
“Are all the other performers in your group female?” Yes
“Are you the lead singer of the Go-Gos?” No
Etc etc.
Just a tip, DL, lol
I know I know, I said trial and error… this is the trial game, hehe.
And before I sleep…
speaking of games, where the hell is Diane? I need my dead guy fix.
ROFLMAO! My bad! I was still in Dead Guy mode. I will refrain from anymore “questions” until everyone else gets up and starts asking. ROFL. No, I never watched the show.
Okay, I’m way too competitive! So here goes.
Do you use your hands to play a musical instrument?
Do you wear your real hair when you perform?
In real life, are you an anesthesiologist who only comes out to play keyboards (for the BIG bucks) after midnight?
*heh*
Do you play a kazoo?
And where the hell are your trackbacks?????????????????????????
Do people actually see you when you perform?
Are you the organist at a ballpark?
Nappy time for me too…
Yes - I use my hands to play an instrument.
LMAO DAVID …
Yes - I wear my real hair and
No - I am not an anesthesiologist
No - I do not play a kazoo
Yes - People see me when I perform and
NO - I am not an organist at the ballpark.
Diane, my trackbacks… uhhhh… really tiny right under the adsense of the post, says “this entry yada yada yada”
Just woke up, sorry folks
I’ve made some rule changes that will apply to the next game, but go ahead and have a look
Come on DL, get back in, lol
I’m braindead Mel, and still not done with my rough draft, though I have done quite a bit today.
You do realize that everytime I see “I.P.” I think “intellectual property” ‘cos that’s what I am writing my paper on.
Um, do you play a guitar?
LOL DL… That’s ok, this one is kinda messed up anyway, we’ll get it right the next time.
No - I do not play the guitar
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Do you play a strange, out of the ordinary, instrument?
Do you toot the horn on the Oscar Meyer Wiener car?
No - I do not play anything out of the ordinary.
No, I do not have any association with the Wiener car.
You know, mel, I just re-read the tips you directed at my pumpkin-head. LMAO. Funny thing I was looking at that picture thinking that she reminded me of the Bangles original bass player (before Michael Steele). Wrong initials though.
So, did you use drumsticks? (Not from a chicken) ROFL.
LOL @ DL. She does resemble that chick, doesn’t she.
No, I do not use drumsticks.
Come on peeps, DL is dying to ask another question, lol.
LMAO, actually DL is dying to go back to bed and really really does not want to be at work today…
Are you a hooker, and if so do you play some type of organ? OH NM- I see the organist question has already been asked. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Do you wear a special type of uniform when you perform?
ROFLMFAO Diane! You trying to take me “Was she a Ho” question now?
Have you made records for sale to the public?
Are you a one-man band musician?
LOL @ Diane
No - I don’t think it could be called a uniform
No - I haven’t made any records for sale, yet
No, I’m not a one-woman band.
Ms. I.P, to play music do you use other parts of your body in addition to your hands?
No - I only use my hands, unless you’re counting the arms that move them or the fingers attached to them.
Is your music of popular (top 40) genre?
No - my music is not of popular top 40 genre.
Ms. I.P. must you be stationery while your hands play your musical instrument?
Ms. I.P. my grammar is horrendous! that would be “stationary”
Yes - I must be stationary while my hands play.
Are you the Morman Tabernacle Church’s organist
No - I am not a church organist.
Larry, I can’t comment on your blog, it says my IP was found in SPEW, although I’ve never spammed!
I hope I didn’t miss anything…
Do you play with a symphony?
Are you a concert bassoonist?
Yes - Sometimes I play with a symphony or orchestra.
No - I am not a bassoonist.
Do you put your mouth around your instrument?
hehehe DL
No - I do not put my mouth around my instrument.
I phrase things deliberately.
Dang, someone else needs to ask something so I can ask another suggestively worded question. h
Well, you could guess if you want,lol.
Ms. I.P. now that 2 questions have been asked since my organist guess, here is another question.

Are you seated while you use your hands to play your instrument?
Do you blow it? (Your instrument, that is)
Yes, I am seated while I play my instrument.
No, I do not blow it! How dare you?
Ms. I.P. Are you a piano tuner?
Is your instrument stringed?
No, I am not a piano tuner.
No, my instrument is not stringed.
Come on peeps, get in here and give DL and Larry some competition, lol. And watch for a rule change on the next game, I think I’ve got it figured out.
I’m sorry DL! I’ve just realized a terrible mistake in my answer… I was half asleep.
Yes - my instrument contains strings of a sort.
“strings of a sort”? You trying to confuse me? (That’s not an “official” question.)
I’m so surprised one of you hasn’t gotten this yet. Think, think, think.
I am SO changing the rules next game, lol
Hey maybe you should post a Floyd song as a “hint.”
Confused about one of my answers?
HINT: Look inside the “box.” lol
There are no strings in my box right now. Oh, you’re referring to the instrument. ROFLMAO!
haha
Now that was one heck of a belly laugh you gave me DL with your #66 comment — snorted coca cola right out of my nose I did.
And Mel, I am looking “inside” all of the boxes and still have no clue. Maybe will look “outside” the box and twang the strings on my thong underwear for inspiration (just kidding about the underwear).
OK Larry and DL, this game has gone on long enough with just the two of you playing, so start asking questions, forget the rules this time, lol, since new rules are coming next game.
Larry in a thong…
It just dawned on me what kind of string would ever be in DL’s box.
Yikes, I feel like I’ve intruded on a touchy subject…
Do you clang, bang, stroke or otherwise physically agitate your instrument with your hands?
Are you a cymbalist?
Could you be more specific Ox? LOL
No - I do not clang, bang, or agitate my instrument. I’m not sure what you mean by stroke.
and
No, I’m not a cymbalist.
Are you a pianist?
Fast and furious:
Ms. I.P. would an audience clap at the end of your performance?
Ms. I.P., are you a professional Ondes Martenot performer?
The “stroke” referred to 1)that ratchety stick thing that you stroke with another stick to make a clickety-clickety or tappity-tappity sound, and
2)Do you play the saw?
Ms I.P., is your last name actually Freely? LMAO Ok, that’s not my real question. I do, however, need to catch up with Larry.
Are you American?
Nice “grasping-at-straws” guesses after you probably realized that DL was right with her “pianist” guess and that it was nothing as off the wall as an Ondes Martenet or a saw, lol…
YES - I am a pianist. A concert pianist to be more specific. Please see the main post for more of my story.
LMAO Mel. I have had so much fun with my questions on this one.
Wait til the next one with the rules change.
MUAHAHHAHAHAHA
You’re not going to ban my suggestive style of questioning are you???
What fun would that be?
Thank goodness it’s over! Congrats to DL for putting us out of our misery. And I thought my “Ondes Martenot” was so smugly clever when all along Ms. I.P. you were a simple Ukrainian concert pianist! (And being of Ukrainian descent let me tell you the women in my family have bigger moustaches than I — just a bon mot for your amusement.) On to the new rules and #2 — I’m racing you on this one DL so watch your tiny hieny ’cause you, how to you say it in American — just keep “pulling ze answers out of your ass” — and it’s just your good fortune my Canadian ass isn’t as perky (or as wise) as it was once upon a time.
Larry, so funny!!!
A pianist? I guess I should’ve taken you answer to the unusual instrument question more seriously.
Of course where I come from, everybody plays the saw or that rachity thing.
Congrats, DL!
Foiled again!
Ceptin’ we calls that ratchity thing a washboard…
I told you to think inside the box, lol
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