Mike was watching TV, flipping channels, and I was here at the computer. I heard Brini Maxwell and realized that was where he stopped, he had been watching it for a few minutes. I sat here thinking, surely he’s not really gonna watch that? I went in to the living room and stood there for a sec just seeing if he was really watching. I said, “What are you watching?”
This is how the conversation went after that:
Mike: Is this girl for real?
Me: What do you mean by “for real?”
Mike: She doesn’t really act like that does she? It’s a spoof type show, right? Gotta be.
Me: Well, she doesn’t act like that in real life, of course.
Mike: Well, I’ve never seen her.
Me: Uh, you know that’s a guy, right?
Mike: What’s a guy??
Me: Her. Him. Brini Maxwell. Guy.
Mike: Bullshit.
Me: No, it’s a guy in drag.
Mike: Oh come on, it is not.
Me: Is too.
Mike: How do you know? Bullshit.
Me: Everyone knows. That’s what’s supposed to be funny about it. Its a guy.
Mike: *Looking at me suspiciously*
Me: Really, its a guy. Look at the hands. Hell, look at the ADAMS APPLE.
Mike: Son of a bitch!
Me: You sound mad.
Mike: No, I just can’t believe I didn’t know.
Me: You thought he was cute, huh?
Mike: NO. I never thought any HE was CUTE.
Me: I mean, when you thought he was a she, you thought SHE was cute.
Mikes face turned red, then…
SILENCE
SILENCE
SILENCE
until I busted out laughing and left the room.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Man, DL.. you’re fast. I JUST posted this and suddenly there’s a comment from you. You must have been sitting there refreshing the page going “Wheres the new what’s my line?”
hee hee
Actually, it was the first time (I think) that I have come over here since I got to work, and got to a point where I could spare a few web-surfing moments. Just coinkidink.
Oh, and since you mentioned “What’s my Line”…
The first thing I thought upon seeing that picture, before reading your post, was: that picture is rigged, her torso is on backwards!
I see a new one in the very near future
LMAO @ Ox!
What’s not paul??? LOL
1. Fooling us males. 2. Making fun of us
(I never heard of this, this Brini)
That IS funny! Well, unless of course as a male, it happens to me.
But still, Mike, sorry man I have to laugh at you.
LOL
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That’s too darn funny…lol. I’m sure Mike would want to kill you if he knew you posted this…lol.
I never heard of this Brini person either, though. Wonder if he would’ve fooled me too if I saw him for the first time like Mike did.
p.s.,
That’s it, you’re officially moving back up. Well, as soon as I can stop sneezing, that is.
YOu are evil Mel. I like that!
LOL Skye. That’s what’s so funny about it, on the show, you can just TELL it’s a guy. Skye whatchoo mean moving back up? Was I on your shit list? lol.
I know, Mac!
Well, you were, but not sure it counts if you didn’t even know you were
That’s ok, I’ve been on everyone’s shitlist since I started working.
OMG I am so out of things. I’ve never heard of shim. LMAO
LOL @ shim.
[…] Mel recently posted a convo she had with Mike her husband. I’ll post this one I had just a while ago. A bit of background first. Blue water leaking from around the base of the toilet in our bathroom which is a pretty small room. Toilet, bathtub. Sinks are on the outside of this room in their own alcove. The blue water around the base means replacing the wax ring- So that’s what “he’s” doing. […]
mike sounds cute. i just posted an interview with brini at my blog ultranow he may be interested in. and so there’s no confusion, i’m a guy.
LOL Avi. Thanks for the comment with link back to ultranow. I love the post before the brini interview. Specifically this line: “schoolgirl means schoolboy in a dress. a mandress.”
Now I have another blog to be addicted to. Gee, thanks.