WTG MacBro for beating DL to the punch and guessing this WML!
My name is Gary Knight and I operate a pornography store. I live in Houston, Texas though I’m originally from Wisconsin. I wanted a hotter climate than I could find there, and an even hotter job. My establishment sells porn films, magazines, adult toys and accessories, and we also have peep shows, for which I’m often giving change… and no, that’s not a roll of quarters in my pants. Oh yeah, and I’m also an ex-boyfriend of Diane’s.
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Ok boys and girls, let’s see if you can take away DragonLady’s glory!
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My name is Gary Knight. I am salaried, and I deal in a service.
(Note: The term “service” should always be taken loosely. It does not always mean that there are no products involved, just that “service” better describes the occupation.)
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Do you have to travel to perform your service?
No, I don’t have to travel in my work.
Do you service women more than men?
Does your service involve the music industry?
Do you provide your service within an entertainment establishment (i.e., club/bar/Elks Lodge?)
No - I don’t service women more than men.
No - My service does not involve the music industry.
Yes - I do provide my service within an establishment that provides a type of entertainment.
Heh, does your service involve balls? (Take that as you will)
Is food served in the establishment where you work?
Uh oh, another John Daly intervention is required, as DL’s q is kind of tricky:
While it could be said that the establishment in which our guest works has something to do with some type of ball, our guest is not required, in his service, to come into direct contact or have anything to do with with said balls. So we can give you neither a yes or a no on that question, DL. You may take THAT as you will, and ask again.
No - no food is served in the establishment where I work.
Hmm, well given the answer to Larry’s question, I must find another line of questioning.
Does your service involve large amounts of water?
No - my service doesn’t involve large amounts of water.
Does your job involve dancing?
No - my job doesn’t involve dancing.
Mr. Knight, is your service geared toward a particular age group, such as more toward children than adults or vice-versa?
Yes - my service is geared more toward a particular age group.
PS DL, as I sit here reading Looking for Mr. Goodbar, which diane sent me, I find myself wondering about that book you were telling me about, and if you ever got the title?
Mr. Gary Knight, are you a magician?
Dang! I forgot all about that, not that I have been able to nail down Karen this week. She’s out on her lunch walk (which I should do instead of sitting on my fatass playing games), but I will put a sticky note on my forehead to remind me to ask her this afternoon.
Is the age group children?
No - I am not a magician.
No - the age group I service to isn’t “Under 18.”
Am I going to embarass myself if I ask my normal risque questioning? (That question is diected at Mel, not Mr. Knight)
Nah, I don’t know this guy, lol.
Good, ’cause I got some doozies now, not that I wasn’t working that direction with the “balls.”
I emailed ya the book title, and forgot to include her website
http://www.pamgrout.com/
Tanks!
I just realized that was named “dl”
Yes, I got a kick out of that one too!
Is sex involved?
ROFLAO!!! That smiley is named after me I see. LOL!
Isn’t that cool Mac that we have our own?
Mr Knight, Mac went straight to the punch, and threw off my nasty groove. So I have no questions at this time.
Yes - Sex is involved.
Mr. Knight, does the establishment where you work EMPLOY more women than men?
No - the establishment where I work does not employ more women than men.
Mr Knight, does your service involve film?
Sorry DL, I was sleeping, lol.
I hesitate to answer this question because I don’t want to mislead you but…
Yes - my service involves film, in some sense, in a small way.
Okie dokie, does your service involve battery operated items?
Yes - some of the items in my workplace use batteries.
Does your service require you to use a cash register?
Yes - I do use a cash register.
Does what you do involve supervising other employees
Does your establishment carry various types of oils?
Yes - I manage other employees somewhat.
Yes - my establishment carries oils.
Does your establishment carry “reading” material?
Do you sell toys?
Not that I’m blushing at this line of questioning as I just bought a t-shirt emblazoned with “I have a PhD” with a second smaller text line that says (Pretty huge — well you get the drift I’m sure.) And I am greatly relieved that Mr. Gary Knight isn’t related to you in any way.
With that preamble, do you send materials to people in plain brown wrappers?
Now since I have led this particular line, I’m going to go ahead and throw this out there.
Mr. Knight, if that is your real name, do you work in an “adult entertainment” store?
Ok, the loser smily isn’t supposed to be there. I must have hit it in my drunken state of commenting.
Yes - we carry reading materials.
Yes - we sell toys.
No - we don’t actually send out anything.
Now, since DL broke the rules
by taking a guess before her previous question had received a yes, her guess will be ignored at this time.
NOW you can take that guess, DL… if someone doesn’t beat ya to it, lol.
Darn it. Have to wait now because of my stupid no question! DL take it away!
Mr. Knite, do you run an Adult Entertainment store?
To slow DL! I was on that same path. But this morning I’m not hung over…..
You snooze you loose!
Dammit!
Mac, you might not be hung over, but I am…
hehehehhe.
I think you all knew this one or had a good idea of it anyway, early on.
YES - I am a porn shop operator! See the beginning of this post for details.
Is that true about him being Diane’s Ex BF?
Now that I see the whole picture, I would have immediately known that wasn’t a banana in his pocket! Diane, if it is true, count your blessings that you’ve moved on!
LOL Yes it’s true- that was quite a while ago though. I don’t have my own ico? What’s up with that? There’s nothing that says biatch to you anywhere Mel?
I’ll look for something, lol
Why now! That’s perfect. Everyone knows I’m an angel. HEE HEE HEE
Yes, but you and I both know what the trouble with angels is.
I think it was a scathingly brilliant choice!