I finally had the mammogram today. OK, I’ve never even seen one done, I think I thought they did both boobs at once, that the thing they put the boobs on was bigger. I didn’t expect to have one at a time done, and I sure didn’t expect to have each boob squeezed to it’s maximum twice, from two different angles. Why didn’t you ladies tell me that?
Anyway, it also didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would. Although, they are quite sore NOW.



Damn, I forgot about the different angles. Sorry ’bout that. Must have blocked it. That or the original paled with having to get my left boob mashed AGAIN right before the ultrasound.
Awwwwwww…well, at least it’s over and done with now. For a year anyway
I’m glad guys don’t have to get their, uhhh, things squished like that. Nor have periods, nor get pregnant, especially that.
I’m sure the report will find you clean and now they’ll have a baseline for future mammograms. It’s a good thing.
Maybe if they made the machine in the shape of a hand it would be better?
But if mike squeezed me that hard I’d knock the shit out of him.
Damn that sucks for you!lol