So in my previous post, paul of york said “I’m glad guys don’t have to get their, uhhh, things squished like that. Nor have periods, nor get pregnant, especially that.” and that got me to thinking…
Ladies, if you could give ONE feminine thing to the men, what would it be? What would you most like to be without and give to men instead?
And it doesn’t have to be one of the three mentioned by paul, but here’s my answer:
Menstruation.
I didn’t mind being preggers and having babies… that was over in 9 months, and the labor, though hard, was forgotten as soon as I saw my babies.
The boob squishing wasn’t so bad.
But these monthly visits from Aunt Flow piss me off everytime. They started when I was 13 and I might still have 20 more years of it. I’m sick to death of it. MAN, how I wish guys had that burden instead of us.
I wholeheartedly agree. Give THEM the periods. I got mine at 14. September 9, 1984. A Sunday. Needless to say, that U2 song “Sunday Bloody Sunday” has a TOTALLY different meaning to me. The day I had been dreading for YEARS came. And the men have to try both a pad (aka boat paddle) AND a tampon. And have a heavy enough flow to have to use SUPER of each every stinking 4 hours.
Was that too much?
LMFAO!!! I’ve kind of forgotten what it’s like since I’ve had all that plumbing removed. Since that’s the case I’m going to take away their ability to pee standing up.
I think I’ll just stick with what I got. It’s hard enough to keep my boobs from popping out of my button-up shirts, let alone trying to figure out how to keep a willie from poking through things constantly.
How do you guys control that thing anyway???
DL!!!!!!!! LOL I’m dying trying to figure out where there tampon, or as I’m calling it in my mind, their MANPON would go.
Diane, LMFAO mike pees sitting down anyway! HAHA
Skye, I think you missed the point, you don’t have to take anything of theirs, just give them something of yours. LOL at all three of you.
That’ll teach me furnish blogging material.
Diane, what they need to do is make the toilet bowls taller to prevent the, uhhh, splashing. Guys don’t want to…..make a mess. It’s not their fault.
Skye, as with every worthwhile endeavor in life, the answer is, practice, practice, practice.
LMAO Mel. I guess the “MANPON” would really require them to have another, ahem, orafice.
LOL @ Paul - you’ll go to hell for starting this thread…
Mel - err, ick?
Skye - ROTFL! Control it? It has a mind of it’s own you know…
remember men do have two heads — the one with the brain and the teeny tiny one that men try to control but because that one has a mind of its own, it leads guys to trouble —
my mother’s words of wisdom to my sister were “now your troubles begin” (punctuated with a deep sigh) as she passed a Kotex pad which my sister said was as big as a dinner napkin.
And don’t forget men do endure the annual medical physical with a doctor’s latex finger rooting around feeling for that prostate gland they know is somewhere up there, way up there — and I won’t even go into the fear of a cystoscopy — been there twice and don’t want to go there again!
LMAO Larry… Touche (but pronounced like douche)
NOTE: this is NOT a recommendation. I am very much NOT your gyno!
But… what about the new birth control options that reduce the number of periods?
http://tinyurl.com/l5z4r
I almost wish this had been an option when my Wonder Woman had to deal with these things… Then again, I’ve not looked at the side effects, etc.
aybe women who use these things will end up with a third eye in the miuddle of their foreheads (when what they may need is one in the back of their heads) or a third… urm, something else or one leg substantially longer than the other after 20 years of use. Who really knows? After all, the initial rat testing was probably done on rats who were already being (unwittingly) fed phytoestrogens in their soy-based feed, so it could be that anything goes, ya know?
Well, that’s about all the words I know. Have to save some for blogging.
hmmz i would give up the period! why do we have to be moody and depressed every month? and al the rest.. grrr we get it all.. its not fair.. though would be pretty painful for the guys to have these babies.. but hehehe.. would be extremely amusing
hmmz i would give up the period! why do we have to be moody and depressed every month? and al the rest.. grrr we get it all.. its not fair..
though would be pretty painful for the guys to have these babies.. but hehehe.. would be extremely amusing 