But… what about the new birth control options that reduce the number of periods?

http://tinyurl.com/l5z4r

I almost wish this had been an option when my Wonder Woman had to deal with these things… Then again, I’ve not looked at the side effects, etc. aybe women who use these things will end up with a third eye in the miuddle of their foreheads (when what they may need is one in the back of their heads) or a third… urm, something else or one leg substantially longer than the other after 20 years of use. Who really knows? After all, the initial rat testing was probably done on rats who were already being (unwittingly) fed phytoestrogens in their soy-based feed, so it could be that anything goes, ya know?

Well, that’s about all the words I know. Have to save some for blogging.

remember men do have two heads — the one with the brain and the teeny tiny one that men try to control but because that one has a mind of its own, it leads guys to trouble —

my mother’s words of wisdom to my sister were “now your troubles begin” (punctuated with a deep sigh) as she passed a Kotex pad which my sister said was as big as a dinner napkin.

And don’t forget men do endure the annual medical physical with a doctor’s latex finger rooting around feeling for that prostate gland they know is somewhere up there, way up there — and I won’t even go into the fear of a cystoscopy — been there twice and don’t want to go there again!

Larry yaks on and on . . .

Mel - err, ick?

Skye - ROTFL! Control it? It has a mind of it’s own you know…

Diane, what they need to do is make the toilet bowls taller to prevent the, uhhh, splashing. Guys don’t want to…..make a mess. It’s not their fault.

Skye, as with every worthwhile endeavor in life, the answer is, practice, practice, practice.

Diane, LMFAO mike pees sitting down anyway! HAHA

Skye, I think you missed the point, you don’t have to take anything of theirs, just give them something of yours. LOL at all three of you.

How do you guys control that thing anyway???