I took Sara to the dentist yesterday because her teeth have been hurting and she was sure she had cavities. Not a one. Just four fully grown but impacted wisdom teeth, at the ripe old age of 15. So Monday she goes to the oral surgeon and they’re being cut out. She’s being put to sleep. This scares me a little in light of the 5 year old who died at the dentist a few days ago after being put under anesthesia.

I’ve heard all kinds of opinions and views on this. On Fox News they were saying that far too many dentists are not trained properly in anesthesiology, especially with children. And most dentists don’t even have heart monitors or anything to monitor you while you’re under. Amazingly, SOME dentists are not even trained in CPR.

I was very surprised this morning when I saw the mother of the little girl on the news, saying that she wasn’t angry at the dentist, and that he probably felt as bad as she does. I was surprised because this is America, Land of the Free Money, where people sue over things like hot coffee.davila ardell star pornporn allison dawn photosdawndi porndawnload pornoporn videos miller dawsonporn daydaylene porndayton porn Map

Did you ever hear about the woman who had a baby and all that was there was a head on a stump? No arms, no legs, no torso really, just a head on a stump. Miraculously, the boy (she just called it boy because that’s what she wanted) lived, and she loved him just as much as if he were born “normal.”

Anyway, as he grew a little older, she would sit him in the window so he could watch all the other kids play… she wasn’t being cruel, that’s just what he asked for everyday. One day as he was sitting there watching a game of kickball outside, he just said out loud… “I wish more than anything that I had some legs and arms. I want that more than life itself.” Suddenly, two arms and two legs popped out of his stump! He could not believe it!!!!!

He was so excited, he jumped out the window to go play with the other little boys and girls! He hobbled through the yard so quickly, arms flailing, and attempted to run across the street where the other kids were playing. He was in such a hurry and so excited distracted by his new limbs, he didn’t even think to look for cars. Yep, you guessed it. A truck ran right over the poor little thing and killed him.

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The moral of this story is…

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Think while you’re a head.

OK first of all, I know birth defects isn’t something that should be joked about, but Dragonlady reminded me of this with her Golden Belly Button joke.

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and boy was I surprised to see on my paycheck such a nice big fat raise! I knew I was getting one, just not how much. I wasn’t expecting what I got.

Woot Woot!

And speaking of wootiness… have you been to participate in the Dead Guy game yet? The current one, number 50, is at 90 comments and I really don’t think anyone is even close to winning yet! What a tough one! But we knew it would be, since a free T-shirt goes to the winner.active loans duity300k loan homeloan accident settlementinstallment loans 1000loan addison gibsonmat loan 12keys 250000 loancredit abbott laboratories employee Mapmovie lolita clips freeuncensored movies indiastars old movietushy moviessample free sex moviespussy licking moviestheatres movie regalcumswallowing free movies Map

Do you have or do you know someone who has Vonage VoIP telephone service? Please give me your reviews here. I’m switching from regular phone to vonage and just want to know what I’m in for.

A sugar daddy.
Must be: Tall, Dark, Handsome, Rich,
willing to: Visit me only once a month in my own house bought and paid for by him.
He will receive: Really Great Sex. Once a month.
I will receive: The aforementioned house, large sums of money, jewels, travel, anything else I want.

Is that so much to ask?

wants to put a text link to 888.com on their blog and make a little money, and you have paypal to receive payment, let me know and I’ll email them with your blog URL and email addy.

I don’t know why, when I try to go to deadguyonthesidebar.com right now, I get the error: “Account for domain matchedvisions.biz has been suspended,”

But I do know that diane has nothing to do with any such domain, and that as soon as she wakes up, shit is really gonna hit the fan! Diane never takes things like this lightly. I can’t wait to read about it on her blog, as I know she’ll write all about it.

when the one of the security guards (who is quite ancient) phoned my extension to tell me that I had a flat tire. Then before I could respond, he said “I don’t know how to change a flat.” So in other words, don’t ask him for help. I said GREAT THANKS (mumbled for nothing) and hung up the phone. I do know how to change a flat, but would rather not, it takes me forever. SO I called my husband, it was about 4 am. Told him I had a flat, and would he be kind enough to come and change it, that I would be finished working in about half an hour.

On my way out, I passed the OTHER ancient security guard, and before I could say anything he said “Bummer” but continued to sit there on his fat tired ass. No help there either. So I went outside, where I found the first ancient security guard watching my husband change my tire. And do you believe this? He had the nerve to say to my husband “We would have helped her change it if she needed it.” I flat out said, “Don’t lie like that Bobby, you just told me that you didn’t even know how, before I could even ask. In fact, so that I wouldn’t ask.” OF course he tried to say I misunderstood him. I don’t see how many ways you can misunderstand “I don’t know how to change a tire.” Ok then, I asked him, “Then what did you say and/or mean.” He just stuttered for a minute and pretended to be offended and went back inside.

Asshole.

This guy has no business being a security guard anyway. Especially in the middle of the night in dangerous downtown, where he is SUPPOSED to automatically walk every lady to her car but never does unless she asks him to. He’s over 65, he’s had a hip replacement and limps, he has emphysema, and everytime he has “inside duty” (they’re supposed to switch every hour) I’ve seen him asleep behind the front desk with his feet up, where he is SUPPOSED to be watching the monitor. I know about his health problems because he is sure to tell everyone who will listen to him for more than a minute.

I used to think, poor guy, it’s probably the only job he can get at his age, and he probably has no other income. But one night we got on the topic of incomes as I was leaving and he stopped me to run his mouth, and he told me that he makes 3000 a month from retirement funds and social security. Well, I’ll be damned. I don’t feel sorry for him anymore. In fact, I rather despise him these days.

I heard these on iTunes while I was working last night, and wanted to share them. They were told by Jackie Martling, who I normally can’t stand.

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A cab driver picked up a nun, and while they were on their way to her destination, the cab driver said, “I’ve always had a fantasy about having sex with a nun.” The nun said, “Yeah, you and every other catholic man in the world.” She then paused and asked, “Are you catholic?” He said, “Yes ma’am, I am.” She said “Pull over.” He pulled over, she jumped in the front seat, and gave him oral sex. When she was finished, the driver said “Thanks, but I have a confession, I’m not really Catholic.” The nun said “Yeah I figured that. By the way, my name is Bob, I’m on my way to a costume party.”

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A girl walked into a bar, asked the bartender for 5 double shots of Jack Daniels, and downed them all immediately, then passed out on the floor. Everyone in the bar had sex with her while she was passed out. The next night she went back, same thing, 5 double shots of Jack Daniels, passed out, everyone in the bar had sex with her again. Third night, she goes in, asks for 5 double shots of tequila. The bartender says “Tequila? I thought you liked Jack Daniels.” She said, “Not anymore! That stuff makes my vagina hurt!”18teeniesadi 633 analog multiplier80×80 avatars free sexyadreanal glands cfsyeats among school children analysisvideos of online sex allegations offenderalison tape sex hannigan8teen blog Map

Diane told me to post something, so I guess she’s bored and needs more to read. I’ve already told her (and rich, and DL) about my husband’s arrest the other day, so I don’t really want to repeat it all again… that would just bore Diane. That’s about the only thing really interesting that’s happened lately in my life.

So let me think…. hmmmm…. tiny dog freezing, boring…. can’t find wallet, boring…. work, boring…. thinking of starting a porn site, boring… still haven’t gotten a car stereo…

geez my life sucks sometimes. Sorry Diane.