I heard these on iTunes while I was working last night, and wanted to share them. They were told by Jackie Martling, who I normally can’t stand.

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A cab driver picked up a nun, and while they were on their way to her destination, the cab driver said, “I’ve always had a fantasy about having sex with a nun.” The nun said, “Yeah, you and every other catholic man in the world.” She then paused and asked, “Are you catholic?” He said, “Yes ma’am, I am.” She said “Pull over.” He pulled over, she jumped in the front seat, and gave him oral sex. When she was finished, the driver said “Thanks, but I have a confession, I’m not really Catholic.” The nun said “Yeah I figured that. By the way, my name is Bob, I’m on my way to a costume party.”

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A girl walked into a bar, asked the bartender for 5 double shots of Jack Daniels, and downed them all immediately, then passed out on the floor. Everyone in the bar had sex with her while she was passed out. The next night she went back, same thing, 5 double shots of Jack Daniels, passed out, everyone in the bar had sex with her again. Third night, she goes in, asks for 5 double shots of tequila. The bartender says “Tequila? I thought you liked Jack Daniels.” She said, “Not anymore! That stuff makes my vagina hurt!”18teeniesadi 633 analog multiplier80×80 avatars free sexyadreanal glands cfsyeats among school children analysisvideos of online sex allegations offenderalison tape sex hannigan8teen blog Map