Did you ever hear about the woman who had a baby and all that was there was a head on a stump? No arms, no legs, no torso really, just a head on a stump. Miraculously, the boy (she just called it boy because that’s what she wanted) lived, and she loved him just as much as if he were born “normal.”

Anyway, as he grew a little older, she would sit him in the window so he could watch all the other kids play… she wasn’t being cruel, that’s just what he asked for everyday. One day as he was sitting there watching a game of kickball outside, he just said out loud… “I wish more than anything that I had some legs and arms. I want that more than life itself.” Suddenly, two arms and two legs popped out of his stump! He could not believe it!!!!!

He was so excited, he jumped out the window to go play with the other little boys and girls! He hobbled through the yard so quickly, arms flailing, and attempted to run across the street where the other kids were playing. He was in such a hurry and so excited distracted by his new limbs, he didn’t even think to look for cars. Yep, you guessed it. A truck ran right over the poor little thing and killed him.

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The moral of this story is…

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Think while you’re a head.

OK first of all, I know birth defects isn’t something that should be joked about, but Dragonlady reminded me of this with her Golden Belly Button joke.

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