EDITING THIS POST and changing NUMBER ONE TO…
1. Diane is trying MOVABLE TYPE!!! GASP!!!! *heart-attack*
2. The state fair is here! YAAYYY and BOOOO at the same time. BOOOO because every year it’s the same ole crap, but yaaaayyy i guess at least it’s something to do. Sara says I only go for the food, but when you get to be a certain age, some of those damn rides will throw your back out.
3. A few days ago when my sister and I went to see my mom, my sister brought some of her yarn and a crochet needle, in the hopes of getting my mother interested (in ANYTHING) again. I told her that my mom wouldn’t touch it, but sister had a trick up her sleeve. We got there and my sister brought in the bag of yarn and the pattern and stuff, and here’s what she said: “Mom, I can’t remember how to do this zig-zag thing, and I’ve started and stopped ten times. I thought you could get it started for me, just a few rows, I’ll leave it here.” Sneaky sister. My mom said “I don’t remember how to do any of that” and sister said “Well, I’ll just leave it here, maybe it will come to you.” Before we left, my mom said “Let me see that book.” hehehe. I’m hoping that when we go back, she’ll have done some of it. Who knows? Maybe a lot of it.
4. I’m going to see daughter Julie today (a 40 mile trip) as soon as I finish link-whoring.
5. I found myself wondering the other day, as the Razorbacks beat Missouri State 63 to 7, after beating Auburn the week before, how great the Razorbacks would have to become before DragonLady forgives them?
6. Link-whoring time:
Speaking of crochet, Diane is probably doing that right now, instead of answering Dead Guy questions..
MacBros has a scary halloweenie theme up on his blog. Corey has a halloweenie theme up too! Must be catching. Wonder who got theirs up first?
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeeeeeeene (that old country song comes to mind) - Larry Hnetka’s little Jolene has encountered either her first psychic or first psycho.
Dragonlady is freezing, but at least the hubby is getting some exercise.
The English Guy wonders why the Holocaust isn’t taught in schools, in History class.
Sam has a new moron of the week up. I would participate but for some reason, I can never even come up with any idea of who it might be!
Skye has a good day at the zoo with a friend.
Boris would like to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Ev over at the Churning has made a hot-devil-chicks wallpaper for your computer.
David at Third World County sticks out his tongue and speaks chinese again. Well, it’s chinese to me, anyway. Note to David, I really do read your blog… I just don’t comment often because I don’t want to look like an idiot.
and last but not least, Tim talks about Murtha the Coward.
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Two Cotton Bowl wins in a row, minimum. Oh hell I hated the Hogs before then. Maybe 5 in a row and all against Texas. Any Texas college team.
Thanks God my wife does not read your blog!
“speaks Chinese” *heh*
Mel, you slay me. And ya oughta punch a hole in my hot air balloon by saying stuff like that in comments on my blog. I’ve been excoriated for obscurantist speech/writing before, but never with such finesse as “speaks Chinese”.
Priceless. I’m tucking that one away for use when my head gets too big, again. Somewhere around noon, today, probably. *LOL*
(Of course, I’m kinda glad you didn’t say “speaks Greek” cos I’ve actually done a coupla Koine word studies at twc. Not that I’m qualified to do any such thing, but when have I ever let that stop me from commenting about something before, eh?)
I used to say I had to leave home to get women to abuse me (my Wonder Woman just won’t cooperate
), but now I have good friends like you who’ll let me stay in and collect my well-earned abuse! Thanks!
:-)
Hmmm Corey and Mac- who got theirs up first? I’m betting on Corey- I don’t think he drinks as much as Mac.
The answer to who was first is actually two answers. Huh???
Mac put his up first and Corey thought that Mac could use the company. Corey had his ready first (he believes), though, but was actually going to wait a few days more.
Actually mine is from last year but didn’t end up using, but touched it up for this year. Sooooooo, I was 1st.
Daine, Corey drinks more.
I’m pretty sure I drink the most.
Woah there now, if ya want a pissin’ contest….
Gosh, I’m feeling rather lame. I’m gonna put up a post about taking advantage of the butler (not just thinking about it). So, take THAT, Boris!
Thanks to Mel and than to The English Guy my “how take advantage of the chambermaid” I mean “SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES” posting is discovered by some US Democrats platform and now I got hundreds and hundreds of visitors on that post, they do not leave any comment (I hope the laugh) but they are there every day.
8O
Skye till now I see only how to take advantage of the Peacock on your page.
Boris, I’ll have to work on that post when I get home tonight. It’ll probably shock my regular readers, but what the heck
Check back later.
Who’s Daine? Yes, Corey drinks more. JJ probably drinks most.
there is often a great difference between drink and drunk
You’re all so funny!!!
I’m nut as drunk as you stink I are *hic*
And Daine is Daine! Don’t you know who Daine is Croey?
Boris,
Okay, this is gonna take longer than I thought. I’ll come hunt you down when it’s posted
Skye, I could expect something like this, in few days you’ll use the lame excuse that there are no nice butlers around or that these who are are married or gay.
My team, Penn State, has gotten its ass handed to it by Michigan. They suck this year. Thanks for the plug by the way Mel. I’m actually on to exposing teachers who fail their students and call their mothers names. I don’t think people on campus here like my tone though.
A neighbor who mows the lawn in the nude might not be so bad if shaved her legs perhaps?
what an amusing conversation!
oh my! i just had a thought.. MEL.. cant you write something of how to take advantage of the gym instructor?
LOL Rach! Got a crush do you? hehe
hahaha… gee.. would be a fool not to have a crush on the gym instructor darlin.. its a shame you dont have a drooling smiley here..
and GYM INSTRUCTOR will dooo…
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