I know, I am REALLY late on this…. JJ alerted me to this post on The Churning on March 29.
If you’re a regular reader of The Churning, then you’ve already seen this. But in case you’re not, I’m giving you the link.

and this is why:

Since I’m working the graveyard shift and sleeping during the day, I don’t see my daughter before she goes to school anymore. I get home anytime between 3 and 5 am and go to sleep before she gets up. But thanks to email, which she checks every morning before school, I can send her messages like this (which I just did, regarding our 7 pound fox terrier):

Dear Sara,

Why is Gonzo yellow, now?
Have a good day.

Love, Mom

I can’t wait for the reply!

On another note, check out my puke story and others over at The Churning.

UPDATE:

Dear Mom,

He was laying on my lap asleep and there was a yellow highlighter nearby.

Love, Sara

Of course… that makes perfect sense.

Still laughing out loud at Diane’s post.
Here’s the tag:

Choose a search engine-
Pick 5 random blogfriends-
Think of a word or phrase that describes each friend-
Do an image search of that word or phrase-
Pick an image that makes you say, “Aha! That’s it!”-
By the way– if you see your name below… Tag…. You’re it!!! (Although, you do not have to participate if you don’t want to…

Before I post this, I just want everyone to know that it’s 5:33 a.m., I just got home from you-know-where, and I was JUST about to go to bed, til I read this at Diane’s blog, and I just have to do this NOW. Too fun.

Skye’s the Limit

Boris

MacBros

Selina

I know Diane has already done this, but I couldn’t resist.
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To me.

So… Friday Morning… just getting home from … you know… that place that I’ve sworn not to speak of here, and I’ve just realized that today is my birthday.

40th.

That’s right.

I’m officially old now.

THE BIG 4-Oh!

I saw this somewhere a long time ago and just now thought of it… this will be fun.
Follow these steps:

1. Stop what you’re doing right now.
2. Minimize this blog because I don’t wanna see it 30 times.
3. Take a screenshot of whatever is there on your desktop, whatever you’re doing, but DON’T exit any programs, I want to see how many programs you’re running at once… we’ll see them on your tool bar. If you want to show me your actual desktop instead of whatever program you’re using right now, that’s fine, just minimize it all but don’t exit anything!
4. Email the screenshot to me.

I’ll put them here in this post, with a link to the screenshot and one to your blog. I’ll do one of my own to get us started. So come on, do it!!! Now!!!! I dare ya.

Just a Girl - Desktop - Desktop2 - Blog
MacBros - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog
Diane - Desktop - Blog
Boris - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog (Check out Boris with his pretty mac!)
Rachel - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog (Rachel has a mac too, I’m getting jealous!)
Skye - Desktop - Blog
DragonLady - Desktop - Blog
Rich - Desktop - Blog
Myrna the Minx - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog
Frank - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog
Brian - Desktop 1 - Desktop 2 - Blog 1 - Blog 2
David - Desktop - Blog (Look how much he’s got open! lol)

A partial conversation with Diane in MSN:

Mel says:
this is a woman… she adds “and everything” to everything she says…. “Then we’ll get your photo taken and everything” “at 11:30 you can go to lunch and everything”

Diane says:
ya know?

Mel says:
lol

Diane says:
lmao I hate that too

Diane says:
ya know?

Mel says:
lol yeah, and the girl that i shared a room with when I had sara… said “N STUFF” after everything.

Mel says:
I HAVE GAS N STUFF

Mel says:
I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAST FEED N STUFF< lol

Diane says:
lmao ya know?

Mel says:
llol

Mel says:
and then i noticed when she was nervous she said it several times in a sentence,... calling the wic office "I was wondering n stuff cuz i just had a baby n stuff and the nurse n stuff told me to call n stuff about formula n stuff

Diane says:
lol

Mel says:
I wanted to scream at her, you didnt have a baby AND STUFF, WHAT STUFF??? PLACENTA???

Diane says:
lmfao

Mel says:
This would be a good post, you know?

Diane says:
lmfao yes

Diane says:
just copy the whole thread

Mel says:
LOL ok

Diane says:
ya know?

Mel says:
The whole thread and everything?

Diane says:
and stuff

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I was tagged by Rachel and then Diane, who were tagged by Boris, who started this tag! The challenge: Create a cartoon about freedom of speech. This was a tough one, but here it is:

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS by Abraham Lincoln
How it REALLY went down:

I’m not going to tag anyone, but you should try this, it was fun and a challenge! The reason I’m not tagging is because everyone I know has already tagged everyone I know. But just do this!

So many of you liked the movie remix below this post, I decided to make one myself…
I may just do one every week!

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SO! There’s this stuff over-the-counter that’s supposed to relieve headaches, and it does, a little…. it’s called HeadOn, have you heard of it?

I had a headache earlier and after not getting relief from any pills I had, I put some on my forehead and went to take a nap, hoping to sleep it off. I guess while I was sleeping I rubbed my head then rubbed my eye. I was awakened by a burning in my eye, of course. I knew what it was, but it only burned a little, like a minor irritation. I continued to lay there half awake, until it really started burning. I thought, well this shit is really burning the hell out of my eye, I’d better go wash my eye out.

I got up and looked in the mirror on my dresser, and JUST ABOUT DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bottom eyelid was swollen, about three times it’s normal size, AND it was drooping. DROOPING, like you could see the bottom part of my eyeball, you could see all the white under where the bottom eyelid was supposed to go. Like, seriously, my bottom eyelid was sitting on my high cheekbone.

Talk about freaking out. All I could think was I’ll be deformed for life now… or blind soon… I screamed FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK all the way to the bathroom, and Mike ran in there with me, took one look at me and said OH CHRIST! with a shocked look on his face, which scared me even more.

He helped me wash my eye out, and not just with water. He really soaped up a washcloth and washed all that crap off my head and out of my eye. I didn’t even notice the soap burning my eye. After washing and rinsing just twice, I looked in the mirror and couldn’t believe that my eye already looked completely normal, not drooping and not even swollen one bit… just a bit red.
WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

It cleared up so quickly that Sara didn’t even see it. But when I told her what all the fuss was about, she said, “Cool… do it again so I can see.” lol.

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Myrna the Minx over at Reno and it’s Discontents posted something from Shakespeare’s Ophelia. I very much enjoyed it and wanted to share it with the rest of you on Valentine’s Day:

Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s Day,
All in the morning betime,
And I, a maid, at your window,
To be your Valentine.

The young man rose and donned his clothes,
And dupped the chamber door,
Let in the maid that out, a maid,
Never departed more.

Quoth she, Before you tumbled me,
You promised me to wed,
That would I have done, by yonder sun,
If thou hadst not come to my bed.

By Gis and by Saint Charity,
Away and fie for shame.
Young men will do it, when they come to it,
By cock, they are to blame.

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