The Cirque Du Soleil show, “Delirium” is coming to Little Rock. My kids and I have always watched their shows on TV when they air, and we’ve always said that if they ever come here, we’d sure like to go.

So now they’re coming. Oh, they really must be Delirious, alright, if they think people in one of the poorest states in the US can afford to pay $240 bucks per ticket.

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SO! There’s this stuff over-the-counter that’s supposed to relieve headaches, and it does, a little…. it’s called HeadOn, have you heard of it?

I had a headache earlier and after not getting relief from any pills I had, I put some on my forehead and went to take a nap, hoping to sleep it off. I guess while I was sleeping I rubbed my head then rubbed my eye. I was awakened by a burning in my eye, of course. I knew what it was, but it only burned a little, like a minor irritation. I continued to lay there half awake, until it really started burning. I thought, well this shit is really burning the hell out of my eye, I’d better go wash my eye out.

I got up and looked in the mirror on my dresser, and JUST ABOUT DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bottom eyelid was swollen, about three times it’s normal size, AND it was drooping. DROOPING, like you could see the bottom part of my eyeball, you could see all the white under where the bottom eyelid was supposed to go. Like, seriously, my bottom eyelid was sitting on my high cheekbone.

Talk about freaking out. All I could think was I’ll be deformed for life now… or blind soon… I screamed FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK all the way to the bathroom, and Mike ran in there with me, took one look at me and said OH CHRIST! with a shocked look on his face, which scared me even more.

He helped me wash my eye out, and not just with water. He really soaped up a washcloth and washed all that crap off my head and out of my eye. I didn’t even notice the soap burning my eye. After washing and rinsing just twice, I looked in the mirror and couldn’t believe that my eye already looked completely normal, not drooping and not even swollen one bit… just a bit red.
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It cleared up so quickly that Sara didn’t even see it. But when I told her what all the fuss was about, she said, “Cool… do it again so I can see.” lol.

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So, a few days ago it was warm and sunny, then for two days it was freezing. Yesterday it was in the 70s and will be again today. Just beautiful weather! But tomorrow it’s dropping below freezing again. That’s Arkansas for ya, you never pack away your winter or summer clothes because you just never know.

Here’s the thing: They’re predicting ice storms Friday and Saturday. Big ones. The electric department has ordered 1000 extra workers from other states because they’re expecting at least half the state to lose power. OH JOY. Last time we lost power due to an ice storm (four or five years ago), we didn’t get it back for a week.

OH! Forgot to mention… Our house is all electric, electric heat, stove, water heater, the whole nine yards.

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Get food that doesn’t have to be cooked
Wash all the laundry, especially warm stuff
Find the oil lamps
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YA KNOW… If I ever did win any cash online and was notified by email, I’d never know it because I would delete it superfast along with the other 30 or so each day I get like this.

It’s getting very annoying.

I was sickened and appalled just about an hour ago. I have dogs, lots of them. But to me they’re family members. I don’t raise them to have them fight and be hurt or killed… like my neighbor apparently.

I’ve been living across the street from this man for about 5 years. He has three dogs who, as far as I can tell, have been well taken care of. That’s when I was so shocked today when I looked out my window because I heard dogs fighting. What I saw was one of his dogs in a dog pen, the other two locked in a truck so they couldn’t get out. The dog in the dog pen was fighting with a dog I had never seen before, while about 10 or 15 other guys were standing outside the fence, watching and drinking beer. They fought for a good 20 minutes, until the stranger dog was on the ground, either dead or unable to move. The men then removed the hurt or dead dog, and placed another strange dog into the fence. Same thing, the dog who lived there won the fight,and they removed that dog, who wasn’t dead but severely hurt.

DOG FIGHTING! I’ve heard of it but never actually seen it. They bring their dogs to fight each other and bet money on who will win. To get and raise a dog for the sole purpose of having it fight and possibly die is just SICKENING!!!!!!!!!!

I called the animal control, the humane society, and the police. By the time any of them got there, the fighting was over, the injured/dead dogs removed, all the visitors gone. Now, I have 6 dogs, that’s 2 more than I’m allowed to have in the city. I’ve had people call the animal control on me because I have too many dogs. Too many very spoiled and very well taken care of dogs. Oh what a crime. I’ve gotten and paid tickets out the ass because of this. But let a dog fight go on in another house and two dogs die or be hurt badly, and oh how they take their time getting here. Then nobody was arrested. I AM PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!credit telco alabamaschools american high in accredited syriatexas credit of acucredit allegheny unionorganizations zoo accreditationallied credit uniononline agency for tutoring accreditationfacilitators tax adoption and credit Mapthong exposedgirls uglyhentai doaredheads nudeanime adultporn softanal deepreality sex Map

Don Imus. You know… “Imus in the morniiiiiiiiiiinng”. UGH. I can’t stand this guy. Mike watches his show sometimes in the bedroom we share, and the voice that I cannot stand always wakes me up and pisses me off, putting me in a foul mood for the next few hours. Wait, let me clarify: Imus’ voice, not Mike’s voice, lol.

If you’re reading this from somewhere far away from the US, like MARS maybe, and you don’t know who Imus is, he’s got a “news” show that airs for three hours every morning on the MSNBC channel. Only about a third of it is news, with the rest of it being his retarded opinions and his brother and cronies sitting on the sidelines agreeing with everything he says. He’s a 65 year old cowboy wannabe. He wears what looks like a well-used cowboy hat, but I’d bet that he used part of his millions of dollars to make a new hat look old. The same millions that he used to get that pretty young wife who bore him a son in his ripe old age. He lives on a ranch see, so he must think the old cowboy hat and ugly cowboy clothes make him look young and cool. Ok, I can’t talk bad about the ranch, because he welcomes visits from children with cancer who need a getaway. It is a working cattle ranch, but you can bet your ass he never worked on it.

Ok, so now that I got that out of the way, I’ll tell you what made me LOL on his show this morning. Besides the ugly cowboy clothes and the too long hair, the other thing that makes him so unappealing is that he is ALWAYS chewing gum. Smack Smack Smack. You never see him not chewing gum. Well this morning he said that it was Nicorette gum. Orange flavored. “Oh, quitting smoking?” I thought. Well theres one thing, the ONLY thing, that I have in common with this man. Here’s the funny part. He said that last night he ran out of Nicorette gum, and that he went into every drugstore near him, wild-eyed, looking for some, but everyone was out. So then he announced that if anyone had it in stock to call him and he would buy it all. Then he went on to say that you’re supposed to chew the gum for maybe 6 months, but he’s been on it for 15 years. FIFTEEN YEARS!!!!!!!! Another reason for me to call him an idiot.

OK so since I don’t have anything to write about, today I’m going to do this meme that JJ tagged me with, and then the meme that Selina tagged me with a week ago and that Diane tagged me with (same meme) a couple of days ago.

Here’s the one from JJ:

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life

1. Carhop at Breaker - They don’t have these anymore, but to those who either don’t remember them or have never lived near one, they’re like a Sonic, where the cars park and order from their own speaker - except we had to bring the food out on rollerskates, just like in the 50’s. I was 14.
2. Service Worker at Maybelline cosmetics factory - Imagine refilling eye shadow machinery from 100 gallon barrels of loose eyeshadow. Imagine coming home and your kids saying “You did cornflower blue today, huh?”.
3. Box Slinger - That’s right. I slung boxes. Don’t ask.
4. Substitute Teacher - Everyday I said “This isn’t me.”

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over

1. You’ve Got Mail - I don’t know why.
2. City of Angels - I don’t know why.
3. French Kiss - Do you think I may like Meg Ryan movies? Not really, I just seem to like the type of movie she’s always in.
4. Interview with a Vampire - Ohhhh creepy.

Four Places You’ve Lived

1. I was born on the South Side of Chicago, where my parents lived in a tiny apartment with my four brothers and sister, and my dad’s sister and her husband and their 6 kids at the time (9 later).
2. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, before it was all hotels, in a 4-plex right on the beach.
3. In a 160 year old 14-room house when I was 17 with 3 other teenagers.
4. On the road for about a year, traveling with my dad’s traveling band.

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch

1. 24 - I love/want Jack Bauer.
2. My Name is Earl - I have to agree with JJ on this one.
3. The Office - and again I have to agree with JJ. Comes on same night/channel as My Name is Earl. I love this show.
4. House - I love that sarcastic crippled drug-addict son-of-a-bitch doctor. I want him too.

Four Places You’ve Been On Vacation

1. Denver, Colorado - Not really a vacation but as close as I’ve been to one.
2. Santa Fe, New Mexico - See above.
3. What’s a vacation?
4. What’s a vacation?

Four Blogs You Visit Daily

1. Diane’s Stuff
2. The English Guy
3. The Challenge
4. Skye’s the Limit

Four Of Your Favourite Foods

1. Anything Mexican
2. Homemade Pizza
3. Lasagna
4. Thanksgiving cornbread dressing

Four Places You’d Rather Be

1. At my photoshoot for the story that Money magazine is doing about the worlds richest woman.
2. Touring Europe - I want to see it all.
3. Driving across the US in my new Jaguar, baby. - (if you’re gonna wish, wish big)
4. In bed - I’m sleepy.

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without

1. I have to pass this one up, I really don’t have any albums.
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4.

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned

1. 1971 Chevy El Camino - I loved that car. It was my first car and I think I would still have it today if my oldest brother hadn’t borrowed it then pawned it then lost it. Damn him. I really did want to keep that car and hand it down to one of my kids. It was awesome.
2. 1980 Dodge Omni which I left on the side of the road when it broke down and never went back for it.
3. 1972 Toyota Corolla - was given to me when I had no car. This is the car where I had to learn how to drive a stick shift. The starter was messed up, you had to push it then start it. I drove it for a long time, though.
4. 1995 Mazda 626 - bought it out of the paper in 1996. It was incredibly cheap. I drove it for over a year before it was found to be stolen, and taken away from me by the police.

Four People To Be Tagged

1. Diane
2. Selina
3. David
4. Skye

And now the one that Selina and Diane tagged me with:

5 Random facts about me:

1st Random Fact - As a small child I was taken and lived all over the country because my dad was a traveling musician. All of my siblings were born in different states.

2nd Random Fact - I’m the only kid in a musically talented family with zero musical talent.

3rd Random Fact - The best conversation of my life was with a man who escaped from an insane asylum and came into our house and made himself a sandwich… before I called the police.

4th Random Fact - I’ve had dentures since I was 28. Diane has seen me with them out.

5th Random Fact - I can’t believe I just told everyone number 4, and I’m now LMAO.

Tagging: Samantha, Rachel, JJ, Leesa, and Rich even though he won’t do it.

Damn you Diane! You just had to put in your new meme post that whoever is reading the meme has been tagged. You know I hate these things and you also know I can’t resist them, at the same time.

So here are the rules:

1. Finish the sentence: Á-°I wish I Á-¬Á-? - - Basically, pretend you had up to three wishes to change something about you. A restriction is that [you] cannot wish to change someone else. For example, you can say; Á-°I wish I weighed 30 pounds less.Á-? But this wish is not for this meme; Á-°I wish my spouse weighed 30 pounds less.Á-?

2. If you are reading this, you are Á-°taggedÁ-? with this meme.

As Diane said, you’re not actually obligated to do this, but what the hell, do it anyway.

Now, one reason that it always pisses me off that Diane gets tagged with a meme before I do, is that HER answers usually, for the most part, sound like what I would have answered. In this case it’s exactly true. All three things she wishes she could change about herself, I wish for myself also. So here are three more:

1. I sleep a lot. I wish I didn’t. I always admired the people who go to bed kinda late and then jump out of bet at 6 a.m. raring to go. You know the kind (maybe it’s you), they wake up with the sun, sit up and stretch, jump right out of bed, get a shower, have coffee and maybe they even cook breakfast. Then they gladly get their housework done by 9 a.m. and have the rest of the day to just do whatever! Or if they have to go to work, they do it gladly and have a great rest of the day, because they know that they’re just so efficient and that everything is just fine! Hmph. This is me: Go to bed very late, get up very late (sometimes not before noon), stay in bed for another 30 minutes just trying to wake up and dreading getting out from under the covers. Drag my lazy self to the coffee pot and turn it on, get in the shower where I hate to be if it’s cold in the house, and which still doesn’t wake me up. Then I think of all I SHOULD do, and get on the computer instead, where I spend another hour just messing around and figure out what I SHOULD be doing on the computer, like work. Before I realize it, it’s time to cook dinner, which I also hate, lol. I hate hate hate that I’m so lazy and seem to need so much sleep.

2. I wish I could cook, REALLY cook. I wish my mind was filled with thousands of ideas about what to cook for dinner, and that everything I cooked was loved by everyone who tasted it. I also wish that I really loved cooking.

3. I would like to say that I wish I made more money, but the truth is that it’s entirely my fault that I don’t. It’s my fault because of #1 above, and also because I’m so unorganized. So, I wish I was organized AND not lazy, so that I could work quickly and get more referrals and make more money! I’m not just unorganized with my work, but with everything in my life. You should see my house! My thoughts are generally also very unorganized.

There are my three. How about yours? Don’t post them in comments here, do it on your own blog and leave me the link or trackback.

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Ok, this really is so retarded. I got a booklet in the mail from Campbells, an actual booklet in my actual snail mail. I’m browsing through it and on one page it says: “Join Meal-Mail to get great-tasting easy recipes in your email. Click here to sign up.”

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Damn you Diane for tagging me with this meme. I hate meme’s. I hate tagging others with meme’s (sorry to you 5 who I will tag at the end of this.)

5 Weird Habits I have:

1. Diane said in her meme that she wears slipper socks all the time, even in the summer. It’s funny how she and I can be so alike and yet so different. I prefer bare feet when I’m in the house, even in the winter. My husband is always saying to me: “You damned hillbilly, get some shoes on.” I don’t know why I like being barefoot, I just do. I’m not so much a hillbilly that I would actually GO anywhere without shoes, but when I’m home there’s normally nothing on my feet. Sometimes in the winter if it’s cold in the house I’ll wear socks to bed, but within half an hour I’m pulling them off… with my toes…. which brings me to….

2. I sometimes use my toes like fingers to pick things up. If I’m walking through the house and happen to pass something on the floor that shouldn’t be there, say a pencil, rather than taking the trouble to bend down and pick it up, I’ll just grab it between my first and second toe and lift my foot up to meet my hand. I then put it wherever it belongs. I’ve also been known to turn off light switches with my feet just to show that, yes, I am still very limber in my old age.

3. When I return home from anywhere I’ve been, as soon as I step in the door I simply must remove my bra. Unlike Diane, I do at least wear one when I go somewhere, otherwise somebody might get hurt. But the minute I get home it has GOT to come off. I can’t be bothered to actually remove my shirt to take the bra off though, I just reach under and unhook it, then reach through one sleeve and pull the shoulder strap off, then reach through the other sleeve and pull the entire bra through and off. I thought I would have trouble coming up with 5 weird things about me, but so far it’s easy.

4. I can’t go to sleep without popping all my knuckles first. Fingers and toes. Also my neck. Two knuckles in each finger, that’s 20 pops in the hands alone.

5. Everytime I buy groceries, without adding it up or even estimating it as I go along, I try to guess what the total will be while I’m in line. I just look at the cart of food, say the first figure that comes into my mind, and I’m almost always right within one dollar. My husband encourages this habit by asking me everytime he comes home with bags of groceries, “How Much?”

Now, who shall I tag? Hmmmm how about….

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