Do you guys remember when Diane decided that she would learn how to crochet? What’s that been? A month or so? She’s already done a scarf or two, plus an entire bikini for her daughter. Now how does a beginner learn so quickly? I guess just because she’s Diane.

Anyway, her industrialism has inspired me to learn something that I’ve always wanted to learn and never really understood. I already know how to crochet, so I’ve decided to learn knitting. It’s already got me baffled past the first row, but I’ll get it, dammit!missouri ag loansagaist loan car leorigination loan agreement mortgageagreesive real loans estateflorida agricultural business loansflorida in loans agricultural businessloans simple interest agriculturefinancial loan aidhome aims loansfinancing aircraft loan

CBS sportsline:

The Razorbacks (9-1, 6-0) can clinch a spot in the Southeastern Conference title game with a win next weekend at Mississippi State. They’ve won nine straight since a season-opening loss to Southern California - their longest streak since 1988 - and when this one was over, the crowd began chanting “BCS.” Suddenly, a spot in the national championship game for Arkansas doesn’t sound far-fetched.

Collegefootballnews.com:

After several close shaves and a lot of doubts from the college football community, the Arkansas Razorbacks decided to put an end to the suspense. With 100 percent of the precincts reporting, Houston Nutt’s team is the best in the Southeastern Conference. Instead of backing toward a soon-toarrive SEC West title, the boys from Fayetteville went whole Hog to claim a boatload of fresh respect.

No fresh respect from you, DL? You are SOOO unforgiving! You better remember your roots you ungrateful little crown-holder!

Heh… I didn’t really mean to call you that, lol.

I just had what I think is a fun idea for a challenge. Lemme do some ’splainin first.

This is me at work last night. Yeah I know you can’t see my face, but I didn’t know the pic was being taken (thanks sherri).

Here’s my challenge.

Recreate this pic as closely as you can, with you in my place. Then put the pic on your blog and trackback to this post.

Now I don’t mean you have to wear those close or put ghetto plastic and duct tape behind your desk (unless you just think that’s a groovy look), just look at the pic and do what ya can, and get someone to take a pic of you at the same angle.

hehehe

Here’s the fun part. If enough of you participate in this challenge, I’ll decide who came the closest and I’ll snail-mail you the very newspaper that I was working on that you see on my monitor there. Not that you would really want an old copy of an Arkansas newspaper…. but if you’re like me you might want it, because I keep little mementos of my online friends around my computer, things they sent me. Like the little music box house I got from Diane.

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My sister-in-law and I were remembering a movie scene being filmed in North Little Rock, AR in either 90 or 91. It was being filmed at a bar here called “L.A. City Limits” (which is now called something else) and the name of the bar in the movie was called “Tit for Tat.” We remember them placing that sign over the LA City Limits sign for the entire two weeks of filming.

We never did hear the name of the movie, but here we are years later and she’d like to see it. I can’t find ANYTHING about it online. Has anyone seen a movie with that bar name in it? Not sure when it would have been released, maybe 91 or 92.

EDITING THIS POST and changing NUMBER ONE TO…

1. Diane is trying MOVABLE TYPE!!! GASP!!!! *heart-attack*

2. The state fair is here! YAAYYY and BOOOO at the same time. BOOOO because every year it’s the same ole crap, but yaaaayyy i guess at least it’s something to do. Sara says I only go for the food, but when you get to be a certain age, some of those damn rides will throw your back out.

3. A few days ago when my sister and I went to see my mom, my sister brought some of her yarn and a crochet needle, in the hopes of getting my mother interested (in ANYTHING) again. I told her that my mom wouldn’t touch it, but sister had a trick up her sleeve. We got there and my sister brought in the bag of yarn and the pattern and stuff, and here’s what she said: “Mom, I can’t remember how to do this zig-zag thing, and I’ve started and stopped ten times. I thought you could get it started for me, just a few rows, I’ll leave it here.” Sneaky sister. My mom said “I don’t remember how to do any of that” and sister said “Well, I’ll just leave it here, maybe it will come to you.” Before we left, my mom said “Let me see that book.” hehehe. I’m hoping that when we go back, she’ll have done some of it. Who knows? Maybe a lot of it.

4. I’m going to see daughter Julie today (a 40 mile trip) as soon as I finish link-whoring.

5. I found myself wondering the other day, as the Razorbacks beat Missouri State 63 to 7, after beating Auburn the week before, how great the Razorbacks would have to become before DragonLady forgives them?

6. Link-whoring time:

Speaking of crochet, Diane is probably doing that right now, instead of answering Dead Guy questions..

MacBros has a scary halloweenie theme up on his blog. Corey has a halloweenie theme up too! Must be catching. Wonder who got theirs up first?

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeeeeeeene (that old country song comes to mind) - Larry Hnetka’s little Jolene has encountered either her first psychic or first psycho.

Dragonlady is freezing, but at least the hubby is getting some exercise.

The English Guy wonders why the Holocaust isn’t taught in schools, in History class.

Sam has a new moron of the week up. I would participate but for some reason, I can never even come up with any idea of who it might be!

Skye has a good day at the zoo with a friend.

Boris would like to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Ev over at the Churning has made a hot-devil-chicks wallpaper for your computer.

David at Third World County sticks out his tongue and speaks chinese again. Well, it’s chinese to me, anyway. Note to David, I really do read your blog… I just don’t comment often because I don’t want to look like an idiot.

and last but not least, Tim talks about Murtha the Coward.
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Yesterday I went to the company picnic. I knew that because of the hours I work, I wouldn’t know anyone there except my two co-workers, and nobody would know me, but I went anyway. At 2:00 there was a door-prize drawing, and they had some really nice items, along with some smaller items.

My sister, my daughter, and I were sitting with one of my co-workers, Kristine, and her cousin. We sat there and saw the flat-screen TV go, the camcorder, the digital camera… all the really good prizes were being given away. Each time someone’s name was called, lots of people would applaud. We didn’t know these people, but we gave our semi-applause anyway.

I told Kristine that if either of us won anything, we would have to applaud and yell really loud, because nobody else would. I was kind of sort of kidding. Then Kristine’s name got called for a $50 Visa gift card. HA! The four of us clapped and yelled WOOOHOOO KRISTINE!!! as she went up and got her prize…. and we really were the only four applauding… WOW, I thought SOMEONE else would have been kind, lmao.

Then a couple of prizes later, as we had forgotten about it, we were kind of all talking, my name was called (for a grill tool set… you know, spatula, tongs, big giant fork). MY PEEPS DID NOT HEAR MY NAME AND CONTINUED TALKING!!! LMAO!!! So it’s like this….

“And now for the blah blah blah…. Melody Ralls!”… SILENCE.

I touched my sister’s arm… “That’s me.” I touched Kristine’s arm…. “That’s my name.” They both looked startled, and as I stood up they all yelled and applauded to break the silence.
It was kind of embarrasing but hey…. I WON SOMETHING!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!

After I had collected my prize and sat back down, we all sat there through another three names then I said, “You know, we can go, now.” Kristine said “We sure can.” and we all got up and rudely left before all the prizes were given out. hehe.grant advice small business loanofficer loan american africanbridge bankruptcy after loanagreement loan car employee employerband loan aidaircraft rate loans suppliesrates aircraft loans supply interestrates supply aircraft loansinvestor al loan hard moneysoftware alabama day pay loanporno download movielesbian sex reality movieslicking movie sapphicsapphic movies midgetmovies shower sapphicscream movie mp3shemale and movies clipsmovies teen kellylesbian teen moviemovies 1001

My client Medrep Express was frustrated at not showing up in Google (even though he did before, he seems to have dropped out), and asked me why some of his competitors who have such terrible looking sites and higher prices, always show up in the top 10.

Since I’m not a search optimization specialist, I asked someone who is (Rich, of course) for advice. He recently updated his parents’ business site, GRS signs, and moved it from no placement in Google, to number 1 placement, out of 20,000 similar sites, within a very short time.

Rich told me the simplest things to do, which I didn’t know before. Like putting all your keywords within the site in bold, italic, and to link them internally. Using h1 and h2 on your keywords, and adding rel=tag to the internal links which are keywords.

I’ve now done this on the front page of MedRep Express, and I’ll continue doing this on the other pages. If you’ll notice, we have the word SUTURES quite a lot on that front page, since that’s the real money-making product for them.

Rich tells me that if I follow his simple rules, I should see it on Google within a week. I’ll let you know.

Well, as hard as I’ve tried, i just can’t seem to give away this last puppy out of the 7. Took me long enough, but look at these pics:

See that pretty girl’s one blue eye??

And just look at the size of this dog’s head! It’s almost as big as Sara’s head (and that’s pretty big, lol). She’s only almost 4 months old. She’s gonna be a monster!

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I took Sara to the dentist yesterday because her teeth have been hurting and she was sure she had cavities. Not a one. Just four fully grown but impacted wisdom teeth, at the ripe old age of 15. So Monday she goes to the oral surgeon and they’re being cut out. She’s being put to sleep. This scares me a little in light of the 5 year old who died at the dentist a few days ago after being put under anesthesia.

I’ve heard all kinds of opinions and views on this. On Fox News they were saying that far too many dentists are not trained properly in anesthesiology, especially with children. And most dentists don’t even have heart monitors or anything to monitor you while you’re under. Amazingly, SOME dentists are not even trained in CPR.

I was very surprised this morning when I saw the mother of the little girl on the news, saying that she wasn’t angry at the dentist, and that he probably felt as bad as she does. I was surprised because this is America, Land of the Free Money, where people sue over things like hot coffee.davila ardell star pornporn allison dawn photosdawndi porndawnload pornoporn videos miller dawsonporn daydaylene porndayton porn Map

Did you ever hear about the woman who had a baby and all that was there was a head on a stump? No arms, no legs, no torso really, just a head on a stump. Miraculously, the boy (she just called it boy because that’s what she wanted) lived, and she loved him just as much as if he were born “normal.”

Anyway, as he grew a little older, she would sit him in the window so he could watch all the other kids play… she wasn’t being cruel, that’s just what he asked for everyday. One day as he was sitting there watching a game of kickball outside, he just said out loud… “I wish more than anything that I had some legs and arms. I want that more than life itself.” Suddenly, two arms and two legs popped out of his stump! He could not believe it!!!!!

He was so excited, he jumped out the window to go play with the other little boys and girls! He hobbled through the yard so quickly, arms flailing, and attempted to run across the street where the other kids were playing. He was in such a hurry and so excited distracted by his new limbs, he didn’t even think to look for cars. Yep, you guessed it. A truck ran right over the poor little thing and killed him.

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The moral of this story is…

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Think while you’re a head.

OK first of all, I know birth defects isn’t something that should be joked about, but Dragonlady reminded me of this with her Golden Belly Button joke.

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